Since 2006, there have been eight dwarves in the Disney canon - Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc...

... and now Pluto.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheAnagramancer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20 2018
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Because of the pandemic the 7 dwarves have been told they can only meet in groups of 6...

One of them is not Happy!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sjdiver2001
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03 2020
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Did you know that statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves arenโ€™t Happy?
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/graemeboyle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04 2019
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During the riots the other day, a person was beat up by six dwarfs.

Not Happy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/professorf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 04 2020
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Found out today that 6 out of the 7 dwarfs are not happy
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/johnmmcallister
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11 2017
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My friend asked me if I knew why Dwarves are so good at Math.

Me: "No.. why?"

Him: "Because it's the little things that count."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bengal859
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17 2015
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Dadjoked the dentist just now.

My wife, our newborn, and I came to the dentist for my wife's appointment. The Doctor leans over the front desk and starts making those noises women make when babies are seen.

Doc: awwww he's soooo cute! How's he doing?

Me: well actually doctor, that's why we're here. You see, he was born without teeth.. and we're kinda worried about that.

It took them (the doctor, assistant, and my wife) a few seconds to realize I was trying (failing) to make a joke. You should've seen my big dopey smile :-)

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nankilslas
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