My first attempt at drawing a silly pun
Micky goes to a lawyer for a divorce, and the lawyer asks “so you’re getting a divorce from Minnie cause she’s very, very silly?”
Micky replies “No! Cause she’s fucking Goofy!”
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name...
Sofa King Silly. 🤷🏼♂️ (OC)
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I reassured him, "Don't be silly!"
"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
More stock photo puns from this silly site😃😃 Is that the girl from distracted boyfriend?
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My son looked at me with a silly grin and asked, "What do you and an antique door have in common?" I shrugged and replied, "I haven't a clue, what?" He explained...
"You're both worth more than you used to be, even though you're unhinged and your knobs don't work!"
Just a silly joke I made up to my partner
How do you say thanks in fish?
Thanksalotyl
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
I just called my grandpa for Fathers Day. He told me this silly Corona Virus joke.
Grandpa: Are you being safe with this Corona Virus issue?
Me: of coarse!
Grandpa: Very good, make sure you always have a mask on outside and carry a bunch of sand with you!
Me: I always have a mask on but why do I need sand?
Grandpa: You didn't hear about the sand? Its very effective! Wherever you suspect the virus is hiding, you grab a handful of sand and throw the sand at it to stone the virus to death!
I love my grandpa lol made me laugh
So Mickey, you want to divorce Minnie because she's...really silly?
No. Because's she's fucking Goofy!
What do you call a skin doctor for silly dogs?
My wife thought I wouldn’t be stupid enough to give our daughter a silly name.
But I decided to call her Bluff.
What do you call a silly flatbread?
You know those silly hacker movies where they're hacking so hard they type on two keyboards at once?
Such blatant stereo-typing
A sweet old man who stops by to chat when he goes out for a walk told us this joke. (His wife had said "Don't tell anyone your silly joke... It's horrible.")
Old Man : "Never fall in love with a tennis professional."
Us : "Why Not?"
Old Man : "Because love means nothing to them."
Silly James not thinking ahead
Kinda silly, but original
This one time when I was still a kid, my younger sister got very mad at me for making silly noises. To show our parents that her ensuing fit of anger wasn't as annoying as my goofing off, my sister said,
"Well at least I'm not walking around the house going "Hurgerbgehbh blurgeblegh blurgega, hurr dee hurr, derr!"
To which my dad said,
"Yes you are".
This pun is just plumb silly.
A silly idea I've had for a while and today seemed like a good day to draw it.
imgur.com/a/nJza5
What did one black hole say to the other black hole when it asked a silly question?
Did you know that vultures will only eat animals that are not alive and not silly?
Every day at work I write something silly on the dry erase paint 'whiteboard' by my desk and this is today's contribution. [x-post from r/funny]
It was silly of Tom Cruise to put his best pistol on the highest shelf
He’s too short to reach the top gun
My silly I.T dad is convinced he's a comedic genius
So my sister brought her computer over for my dad to fix. From my room, some 30 minutes later, i just heard him sniggering, and eventually balling his eyes out with laughter. He summons me over, and says through teary eyes "Look what i changed her computer name to!" So, look i did, expecting something silly. Sure enough, he had called it "Banana". I just shook my head and walked off while he cackled maniacally in his chair.
This is getting silly, but help me remember the name of the movie with Ellen Page where she got pregnant in high school...
...it had a certain Juno se qua
My girlfriend asked for a newspaper. I said don’t be silly, take my iPad
The spider never saw that coming
A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?
If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. .
would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
"Silly candy thieves!" shouted Elmer Fudd.
"Back to their old Twix!"
Silly Cop
Cop: "Sir, your dog was caught chasing someone on a bike.."
Dad: ''Don't be silly my dog hasn't got a bike.''
All these silly New Year's resolution dadjokes reminded me of a New Year's resolution from 20 years ago
After a lifetime of hilariously corny puns, and silly jokes, my dad has definitely rubbed off on me.
Last night my dad was showing me a gift he picked up for our annual white elephant gift exchange with the family at my grandparents house. It was a large wooden Reindeer, with Christmas light and decorations painted on it, and huge, baby-like eyes. This is how the conversation went.
Dad: "I don't think it's too bad. It's kind of different, but not a bad present."
Me: "It was a good gift, I don't think it's bad at all. It's enDEERing!"
He smiles, gives me an overdramatic groan and eye-roll, and then high-fives me. I love my dad.
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, "Don't be silly!"
"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
My wife didn’t think I’d give our daughter a silly name.
My wife didn’t think I’d give our daughter a silly name.
But I decided to call her Bluff.
My wife didn’t think I’ll give our daughter a silly name.
My wife didn’t believe me when I said that I would give our daughter a silly name.
So I decided to call her Bluff.
Judge told Mickey he couldn't divorce Minnie for being silly...
Mickey said "I didn't say she was silly. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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