What's it called when a girl named Samantha keeps telling ridiculous puns?
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︎ Jan 16 2016
To the ridiculous
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︎ Sep 16 2020
The word βDiputseromneveβ may look ridiculous,
But backwards itβs even more stupid.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!
I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Dairy Queenβs sign in there shop. βRidiculousβ but as RiDQulous
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Advisors: Mr president you can't just buy Greenland.!! That's ridiculous! Trump: but then how come
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︎ Dec 30 2019
I got fired from my job this week, which is ridiculous when I'm putting in 70+ hours..
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︎ May 12 2020
Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.
Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time
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︎ Apr 11 2020
My wife didn't think I would name our baby daughter something ridiculous.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
Rated R for Ridiculous
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︎ Aug 24 2019
"You're ridiculous"
I said lovingly to my fiancΓ© (and really great dad to his daughter).
His reply, "I wonder if the first person was just...diculous".
I get to live with a dad joke machine.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
My wife HHHHAAAAAADDDDDD to buy these. She is so udderly ridiculous sometimes.
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︎ May 12 2018
I've heard of going door-to-door, but this is ridiculous.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
The circle is the most ridiculous shape out there.
There's absolutely no point to it.
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︎ Jan 12 2017
Imagine how ridiculous a skunk would be if it didn't spray...
It wouldn't make any scents!
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︎ Sep 23 2019
I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap
But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads
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︎ May 22 2018
"Β£1.50 for a cup of tea?! That's ridiculous!"
"Well, listen grandad, you just popped over, I didn't invite you".
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︎ Sep 25 2019
My friend made the worst (best) computer pun while talking about how ridiculous 'hacker' images are.
imgur.com/z7Cl1rx
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︎ Nov 25 2015
These cows are really milking the shade. Utterly ridiculous.
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︎ Jul 06 2017
I miss my SO a lot. I end up kissing and hugging thin air and she says it makes me look ridiculous. How do I recalibrate my aim? (r/fifthworldproblems)
reddit.com/r/fifthworldprβ¦
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︎ Jan 15 2018
If we think something is ridiculous we like to say "I'll believe it when pigs fly"
But we all know swine flu
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︎ Nov 01 2018
Girlfriend: "The amount of ducks you have here is ridiculous..."
Me: "You mean reduckulous..."
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︎ Aug 04 2014
My ex came up with this ridiculous story of how we broke up...
Don't listen to her, she's just ex-aggerating.
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︎ Jan 26 2018
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︎ Aug 30 2014
My neighbors are ridiculous!
It's only January and they already have their Christmas decorations up.
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︎ Jan 02 2018
Before I left for camp, my mom said she was taking me shopping for toiletries. My dad said, don't be ridiculous...
Toilets don't grow on trees.
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︎ May 20 2015
I knew my wife was hiding secrets from me but this is ridiculous...
imgur.com/228cwrW
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︎ Apr 20 2014
It January second and people already have their Christmas lights up....this is getting ridiculous.
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︎ Jan 03 2017
I ate a really ridiculous amount of pasta today...
Seriously, it was pre-pasta-rous!
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︎ Apr 03 2015
My wife called me ridiculous
I told her she's ridicumore.
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︎ Apr 23 2015
The word βDiputseromneveβ may look ridiculous,
But backwards itβs even more stupid.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
The word βdiputseromneveβ may look ridiculous...
But backwards itβs even more stupid...
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︎ May 29 2020
The word βdiputseromneveβ may look ridiculousβ¦
...but backwards, itβs even more stupidβ¦
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︎ May 02 2018
The word diputseromneve may look ridiculous
But backwards it's even more stupid.
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