A book my son is reading. Nothing but fart jokes/puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epona14
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad-joke pun...and it’s amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreekAlphabetSoup
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A dad joke/pun I came up with.

What fruit can you use to remove pencil stains from a wall? A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aristofanis
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Dad joke pun the GF hit me with this morning regarding blue jeans

While putting on a pair of jeans this morning before work, I remarked to my gf something along the lines of "I've had these jeans for years, they're so old!"

To which she replied: "Yeah I can see that, they look like they've been in your family for generations."

I'm still absolutely floored with pride.

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When telling dad jokes/puns, do you prefer your victims to laugh or groan?

I personally prefer horrible puns that make the listener regret being born with ears. But thats just me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBootyBear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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[request] Conspiracy theory jokes/puns

I'm making a very silly game based on conspiracy theories. Chemtrails, flat-Earthers, aliens that kind of thing.

I need a ton of jokes and puns. Plz help.

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My girlfriends father, the king of the dad joke/pun, walks past a can of tick repellent..

Glances at his watch, taps it, keeps walking and says "Still ticking. What a scam"

On a daily/hourly basis he reels them off. It's amazing. He also photoshops pictures (using Microsoft Paint, because he likes the challenge) of himself into various ridiculous and punny situations that might be the most comically genius things I've ever seen. If you're interested I'll find some for you guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmqv
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My friend and I went to the new stage production of β€œWords.” The production had many jokes, puns, and comedic lines. At the end, my friend asked me for an explanation because he didn’t get the humor.

I told him it was a play on β€œWords.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPlay3r13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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My Dad with the dad joke/pun combo

Me: Dad can you turn the kettle on?

Dad: Sure thing!

(walks to kettle, bends down and whispers)

Dad: Oh Kettle you're so hot...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orbital9221
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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My sons first, solid dad joke/pun - I'm so proud.

My son is four. We do a lot of puns around our house and he has tried hard, but they don't really make sense. The other day I made a mistake and said, "Oh, crap!" He told me I shouldn't say that word and I agreed, but was frustrated because I made a mistake. A minute later:

"Dad! I have a joke for you!" "What's that, bud?" "What do you say when you make a mistake and have to throw it away?" "I don't know, what?" "Ohhh, SCRAP!"

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccessiveApprox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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A awesome dad joke pun I used yesterday

So I was talking with a friend and said a really bad pun. After a sigh and a head shake he said "Man puns are terrible" , to which I followed up, puns are not terrible unless you write them down on paper (because the become "tearable")...

Took him a second to get it, but I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fildain
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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I think joule really likes this joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenkBlok
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
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Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner

Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.

Sisters kids: Who? WHO?

Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other

Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My 6 year old just told me this joke... What's stronger than a fortune cookie?

A hammer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeenyus47
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My vaccine dad joke failed

But it was worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balogny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?

The no-bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makunahatata27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.

It's a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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This joke is next level.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajfoucault
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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When does a joke become a dad joke ?

When it leaves and never comes back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?

Asking for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They would crack eachother up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bon-Echo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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A joke about communism isn’t funny unless...

everyone gets it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My friend asked me if Princess Bride jokes are still a thing

I said, β€œthey’re mostly dead”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Have you heard the joke about the capital building?

It's a riot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I'm more proud of this joke I made up than the actual drawing, but, some OC for Christmas reddit.com/gallery/kjidtv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeeveryoneup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I made a dad joke generator

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

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today is my first cake day so I decided to give you guys a joke

What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?

Rick O Shea

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...

But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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People say I plagiarized my jokes

Their words, not mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clouc1223
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...

But I can Samurais

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.

Just giving cReddit where it's due.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A priest does not tell dad jokes

He tells father jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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We shouldn’t be making jokes about COVID 19

They’re tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deedubya8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

I think it may be terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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I was going to tell my friend a terrible bowling joke

But then I spared him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightedninja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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The only dad joke I know. My friend asked me to post it. :-)

I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Southernms
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.

Me: Ok, and for the main course?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My dad told me a joke about airplanes

But it just went over my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abfinz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Want to hear a circumcision joke?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Sheev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Is it a dad joke when your daughter tells it?

My 11 year old to my 9 year old, as we drive by a cemetery on a hill : "i wonder why they bury people in a hill."

9 year old, in total deadpan: "because they're dead."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g5van5g
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I wanted to make a sodium joke

But then i was like Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noxidexr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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We couldn’t have written this joke any better. /r/AskReddit/comments/kxb…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENTJohn
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Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?

Because they taste funny!

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Dad Jokes

WHAT DO A NEAR SIGHTED GYNECOLOGIST AND A DOG HAVE IN COMMON?

A wet nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve-1234
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I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive

Butt willy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josuhataylor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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[question] Are dad jokes puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/starno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes

My doctor says it’s terminal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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