Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Not my joke in any way but thought people might like it.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
The secret behind a dad joke is in the delivery
Is what the mailman keeps telling my son.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Iβm a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?
Or is it a low ha (Aloha)
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︎ Feb 02 2021
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Dad jokes that you overuse in public that infuriate your partner?
So my partner probably wants to stab me more than i think. Almost every time she ask is me to βput the kettle onβ I respond βI canβt, it wonβt fitβ or if weβre shopping and Iβm asked βdo you need a bagβ I point at her and say βitβs fine I brought my ownβ there are others, but they currently evade my 2am brain.
I feel I need some new ones to keep her on her toes and what better place than this sanctum of one liners (except for this post, for which I apologise).
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︎ Jan 16 2021
This is a one in a 1,000,000 joke
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I know several jokes in sign language...
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What are the only jokes you can make in quarantine?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but Iβve come up with a better solution
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︎ Jan 01 2021
In honor of my dads birthday today here is this joke.
After my dads 61st birthday card, he said one would of been fine.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.
I said, they absolutely have space- heβs only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Every dad stores his jokes in a very secret place...
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︎ Dec 11 2020
All my jokes seem to lack in range.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Actual dad joke I heard in the supermarket
A dad was with his daughter and she was looking for hair dye and he said... "Don't get that red colour you got last time, it made you a transginger"
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︎ Nov 17 2020
my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...
Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?
Me: their wallets
Dad: A snow bank!
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︎ Dec 21 2020
My sonβs learning about Buddhism in school, so when heβs around I make Nirvana jokes
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I donβt get any of these dad jokes in this community!!!!
I must not have Reddit right.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son
You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do unvaccinated kids and jokes about unvaccinated kids have in common?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What jokes are allowed in quarentine?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I heard lots of jokes during my stay in Russia
They were so bad they should be Putin the bin
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What are the scariest jokes in space?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
My dad made his first dad joke in a long time
For context: we have a vegetable garden and a dog named Max
During dinner, my mom remarked how her stir fry was made almost entirely out of vegetables from our garden except the eggs, to which my dad said βwell then weβll just have to raise some chickens.β
I reply, βwell what about Max?β, implying that he might attack the chickens.
And without hesitation my dad replies, βwell he canβt lay eggsβ
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Ding heres a light joke to brighten up the world(three jokes in one) (;
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?
People get sick of it but they still do it
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
tbh, all the jokes in /r/dadjokes are pretty numb
the jokes in /r/mathjokes are number.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments
I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.
Keep it up you silly gooses!
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︎ Sep 21 2020
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.
They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Just another joke making rounds in the Office
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︎ Aug 04 2020
A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, βI heard a good joke today.β Second dog replies, βGo on then.β First dog continues, βKnock Kno..."
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Hear the joke about a bunch of fat tourists standing in a queue?
It's got a terrible paunch line.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Son: what was the first dad joke in history?
Dad: probably Iβmroglyphics
Son: Iβmroglyphics?
Dad: Hieroglyphics Iβm dad!
Edit: formatting
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I wanted to make a post with a joke about musical notes. I first attempted to use Do or Mi, but in the end I went with
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I know a lot of jokes in sign language...
And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I know several jokes in sign language.
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I know a few jokes in sign language
Itβs always good to have a few jokes handy
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