Because they take things literally
last time my coworkers had to suffer through my puns this time my poor cousin got to
-I feel some jokes a brewing, we got a 60% chance of punderstorms tonight
-I was just pundering, what you think of these jokes
-The guy on the football team with the best jokes is the punter
-What do you call a comedy metal band? Puntera
-I hope you punderstand these jokes
-I hope you're not sleepun through all these
-My Favorite pie is Punpkin
-These are pretty Punbeliveable ayy?
It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.
Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.
When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.
The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really donโt know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you donโt overload your capacitors.
The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.
Scissors always cut to the point.
Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you donโt stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.
When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.
Mr. Tea says, โDonโt be a fool, stay in school!โ
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Architecture is an aspiring career path.
โPunโ puns donโt add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.
Iโll do algebra. Iโll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.
Plants should always rooted in the ground.
Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.
Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Donโt take these puns for granite.
Cheese puns are grate because you donโt have to ask for parmesan to use them.
Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.
My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.
I am not a fan of wind turbines.
Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.
Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.
Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.
Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.
A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.
I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.
Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.
Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.
..they make me feel even number.
But nothing wood work
Almost nothing wood work.
Hey guys! I am getitng a puppy in a few months and her name is supposed to be Zoe. However since she is pure golden retriever because of some laws her full name has to to be โGive me your โnameโโ and I want it to be some kind of pun containing the word โZoeโ since that what sheโs gonna be called like Zoedorable but something that matches the sentence and I though that maybe you guys can help.
Because they always take things literally.
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. Weโll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
Iโm struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isnโt even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know ๐ Help me out if you can think of any more!
I was walking the other day with my son when he noticed a bee. I told him to leave it alone, to which he replied, "I'll be careful. Get it?! BEE!"
I was beginning to lose hope that he wasn't ever going to understand or appreciate puns! He's in the club now!
I work at a bar The theme is hammers. Give me your best dishes/names/puns. Go!
