Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding puns (pun line underneath)

Because they take things literally

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Puns puns puns
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I tried a legendary /r/puns pun on my friend the other day. I don't think he liked it.
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The Blitz of Puns

It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.

Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.

When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.

The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.

The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.

Scissors always cut to the point.

Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.

When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.

Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”

i c e i c e w a t e r

Architecture is an aspiring career path.

β€˜Pun’ puns don’t add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.

I’ll do algebra. I’ll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.

Plants should always rooted in the ground.

Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.

Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Don’t take these puns for granite.

Cheese puns are grate because you don’t have to ask for parmesan to use them.

Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.

My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.

I am not a fan of wind turbines.

Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.

Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.

Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.

A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.

I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.

Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.

Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zmanofdoom95
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Pawesome puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
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Egg puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/69_BABATUNDE_
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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
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Have a riot at this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
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Reddit Puns
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This pun is a Cut above the rest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pablocaz
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Science puns make me numb

But math puns make me number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dilborg
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Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirChemi
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My sister didn't get my pun
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a little Xmas pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonseyzfan
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IT puns :-)
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A cheesy pun that’ll grate on your nerves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicOli
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My biology teacher is a pun legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushroomLatte
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Puns aren’t the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/laurens_tits
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Pun name help?

Hey! I'm currently writing a novel. And I'm liking for a pun name based on a word that would suggest them not being real. Please don't give me the actual name. Please give me a word I can work with

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High IQ pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathyDre
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Love a good horse pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idleoverruns
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My wife just broke up with me. She's sick and tired of my constant Zodiac puns.

It Taurus apart. I'm in Pisces typing this.

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Food puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFreudianSlip69
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Need gem related puns

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Nonyl_
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Premiere posted pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/42fs
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I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firelord2620
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When you make unintended puns in another subreddit. So I guess they were intended after all.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElkSignal
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Plan pun joke
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No pun intended...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loveleigh1788
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German Shepherds of Reddit, what is the wurst pun you've ever herd?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoldRush
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A lil lunch pun for y'all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliotNunstedt
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I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win

But no pun in ten did.

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Gravity Falls has the best puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IRONGOD2020
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Epic pun amiright y'all
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I got a pun calendar and thought I would share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Storeybook_03
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Anne-other pun with a name.
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i'm beginning to feel like a pun god
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Give me your best duck puns

I live for them, they quack me up. Give me what y'all got >:)

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Bear pun of the day
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Need your best rock/stone based puns

I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.

So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.

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Bumble match challenged me to baker puns reddit.com/gallery/kp6jlx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alwayslevellingup
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science pun
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Pun enters a room...

...and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnInsecureMind
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This pun is so bad, somebody should call The Police
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedurtyjoo
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A few puns make me numb.

But math puns make me number.

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