The portmanteau of portmanteau is panto

Oh no it isn't.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hobbyanimal
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Sorry princess

If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau

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What would you find on a poโ€™manfoot?

A portmanteau

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What do you call a slightly cool vegetable?

A Rad-ish

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What do you get when you cross a famous Hollywood actress with a meta punchline?

Natalie Portmanteau

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Imagine you're in the 1800s....

You're in a large city with a great port. You're in a nicer part of town, away from the water, in a nice inn. You're having a meal of potatoes. You look down - there's a toe! The toe smells like tar and fish. It stinks. Your neighbor leans over and says, "P.U.! That's not just any toe!! That's a portmanteau!"

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My six-year-old daughter just delighted me with a completely original pun: What do you call it when you have to go inside at the end of the day?

Funset!

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What do you get when you smash two candy bars together?

You've got yourself a Portmanteaublerone!

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What do you call a baby peacock?

A chickpea

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Do you know what vegetarian means?

It's a compound of vegetable and aryan because it refers to a person that believes vegetables are the most superior food.

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Heard this one on a trolley in Boston...

The tour guide was telling us about the Boston molasses disaster, or as he called itโ€ฆthe Boston molassacre!

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