Bit coin or something idk
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︎ May 16 2021
My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins.
That's a bunch of naan cents.
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︎ May 24 2021
An avid coin collector, I had run out of money for food. What should I do? I know!
I still had my pizzas of eight!
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Coins are made in a mint.
Not the mint that's a plant, but the mint that's a plant.
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︎ May 10 2021
I swallowed a coin by accident
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Reddit coins should be called Creddit
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Don't put Coins inside the Washing Machine!
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︎ Apr 25 2021
An hysterical woman went to see her doctor because she was peeing coins.
She explained that it started out as pennies, then nickels and now dimes! Her Dr. said it was nothing to worry about, she was just going through the change.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Once a coin saved a person's life, the coin was in his shirt pocket, the coin deflected the bullet shot at him
The coin was truly his life savings
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︎ Apr 08 2021
How can there be a national coin shortage?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
The coins in a WW1 soldiers pocket saved him from a bullet.
Some might say it was his life savings.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.
It doesnβt make any cents.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Did you hear what happened to the coin theif?
He got caught for penny crime!
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Live savings spent in a second
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︎ Mar 05 2021
There is a cult where they donβt believe in using coins.
Sounds like a bunch of non-cents!
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins
They have no common cents
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my carβs center console.
It was my climb-it change.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...
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︎ Feb 12 2021
During the lockdown I'm wiping my banknotes with sanitizer and washing all the coins with hot soapy water.
I hope, I don't get arrested for money laundering.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
The more I think about counterfeiting coins, the more I think Iβm going to do it.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
My uncle used to be a rare coin dealer...
Until a group of crooks broke into his shop & beat him 'cent-less'
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Did you hear about the coin shortage?
Apparently, America is literally out of common cents!
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works
It literally makes no sense
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Iβm sure heβs thrilled
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Since the US has a shortage of coins
Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
So, I bought a coin minting machine on eBay for $10...
But the thing only makes pennies. I understand now why it was so cheap.
It makes cents
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny.
Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's in a cent.
Judge: You're going to jail with him.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Whatβs a more concrete term for butt crack?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Why do you never understand volunteers?
Because they donβt make cents.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
My girlfriend grabbed a hand full of coins and slapped me in the face.
About time she slapped some cents into me.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I chuckle when I remember that my coins aren't moist.
It's my dry cents of humor
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
The US is experiencing a coin shortage.
The country is out of common cents.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who donβt like change.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Allegedly thereβs a national coin shortage
I asked someone to explain it to me and they didnβt make cents.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
My friend was hit by a car shortly after throwing coins in a wishing well
I thought βwell thatβs unfortunateβ
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Today my friend threw a coin at me and it went through my specs
He said heh you didn't exspec that
(Yes this actually happened today)
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︎ Sep 18 2020
The pennie joke
No offense is intended with this joke. It was a joke that a Catholic priest once said, and I found it quite funny.
A $100 bill went to heaven and was heading towards the gate when St. Peter stopped him. The bill said "What's the matter?". And St. Pete said, "You can't go in". And the bill replied, "Why not? I've done nothing wrong. I was given to charity for the poor and I've been with the richest people on Earth". Right then, a $20 bill was passing by, and St. Peter stopped him as well. "What does this mean? I've been good with everyone and I've been given to the poor more times than the $100 bill". But St. Pete had none of it. Right then, a $1 bill was passing by and it too was stopped. "I've been given to the poor more times than any of these combined! This is outrageous!". And right then, an old, dirty and rusty pennie was passing through the gates, jumping with joy. He stopped for a moment and smiled at St. Pete. And St. Pete smiled back, as the pennie leaped into heaven. All the other bills were confused and enraged. And when they asked St. Pete why that filthy little coin was let in, and not them, St. Peter responded: "He was the only one to go to mass".
I hope you have a nice day!
P.S: No offense is intended with this joke. It was a joke that a Catholic priest once said, and I found it quite funny.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
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︎ Jun 19 2020
The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...
Be the change that we wanna see.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.
It doesnβt make any cents.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.
It just doesnβt make any cents.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.
It doesn't make any cents!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Every machine in the coin factory stopped working
It just doesn't make any cents!
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...
It just doesn't make cents
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︎ Nov 24 2020
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