What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?

I don’t know, it makes no sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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No room for discourage-mint πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/According-Ad8779
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I couldn't figure out why the U.S. Mint wasn't working...

But then it started to make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funny-Promise956
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I just learned how the penny press at the mint works.

It makes cents if you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriggerPhishy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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mints before sex?

.... call that predickament

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drbandre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?

None of them make cents anymore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickissupershort
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jordy_fresh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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UPS says my book on evergreen herbs from the mint family lamiaceae is going to be delivered tomorrow by end of day.

It's about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eth0null
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I just figured out why I enjoy visiting the mint.

To me, it just makes cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Did you just turn into a mint?

Because now you're making cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papaduck_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?

"Sacramentos."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..

"Where are the reinforcemints"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rictusbb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Just bought some extra strong mints.

Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good! Turns out...

...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why are mints so smart?

Because mints make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Once, there was an elderly Italian who taught others to use mint in their cooking.

He gave sage advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LthlPnc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Encourage Mint.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/L1zzieDash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.

I’ll call them pre dick a-mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I planted some encourage mint today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigoldrichard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I tried these S brand mints, they tasted like ass.

But that's just my ass-ess-ment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What kind of breath mint can help you get a lot of xoxo?

A Tic Tac Toe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?

They make a lot of money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4llFather
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What are these blue mint things? Aaaah!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pheasants429
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I was on a tour of the mint, and at first, I was very confused.

But as the guide explained, it started making cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Mints anyone

My dad asked me if I heard about the guy who invented lifesavers. He said that the guy made a mint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madmoola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...

I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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The Royal Australian Mint has game
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πŸ‘€︎ u/purejawgz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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If I ordered a Mint Julep in a copper mug

could I call it a Moscow Mitch?

Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elRobRex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Have you heard about new Oxygen mints?

They’re a breath of fresh air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditemptionTY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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why do many places give you a mint after dinner?

it could be your last meal and test a mint!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voidstatus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I made an abacus using polo mints and a piece of string ...

... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I’ve kept the same mints in my pocket for as long as I can remember.

They’re meMentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadedShred
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I can't believe how high the US mint's budget is.

But I guess you have to spend money to make money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreg13567
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Why was the mint jelly nervous?

Because it was always on the lamb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonerwashington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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The US mint wants to stop making pennies because it costs more to make than the returns...

That wouldn't make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Here's Your Daily Dose Of Encourage Mint!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurmehar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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What kind of mint do you give to someone you just met?

An Icebreaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollinacage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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My girlfriend and I bonded over our love of mints. It's like we are

mint to be together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I'm selling a used mint pack...

It's still in mint condition though if you're interested...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1K3M1K3YM1K3ST3R
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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My favorite mint
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alishebl05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Polos versus Trebor mints, Polos score! And the whole crowd goes menthol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/koopeepee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Made a mint

Know who invented the sippy cup?

Mrs Sippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeanut76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yerawizardmaddy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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Why cant we mint currency from antimony?! Why!? Why!?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ywkwpwnw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What do you call a Mexican Mint worker who makes salsa on the side and has an implanted cardiac regulator?

A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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