UPS says my book on evergreen herbs from the mint family lamiaceae is going to be delivered tomorrow by end of day.
What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?
Just bought some extra strong mints.
Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.
Why are mints so smart?
Because mints make cents.
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good! Turns out...
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
Did you just turn into a mint?
Because now you're making cents!
Once, there was an elderly Italian who taught others to use mint in their cooking.
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
What kind of breath mint can help you get a lot of xoxo?
I tried these S brand mints, they tasted like ass.
But that's just my ass-ess-ment.
I was on a tour of the mint, and at first, I was very confused.
But as the guide explained, it started making cents.
My dad asked me if I heard about the guy who invented lifesavers.
He said that the guy made a mint
I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.
I’ll call them pre dick a-mints
I planted some encourage mint today
As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?
They make a lot of money.
What do you call a mint flavored condom?
Have you heard about new Oxygen mints?
They’re a breath of fresh air.
What are these blue mint things? Aaaah!
I’ve kept the same mints in my pocket for as long as I can remember.
I made an abacus using polo mints and a piece of string ...
... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.
If I ordered a Mint Julep in a copper mug
could I call it a Moscow Mitch?
Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.
why do many places give you a mint after dinner?
it could be your last meal and test a mint!
Why was the mint jelly nervous?
Because it was always on the lamb
The Royal Australian Mint has game
The US mint wants to stop making pennies because it costs more to make than the returns...
That wouldn't make cents.
I can't believe how high the US mint's budget is.
But I guess you have to spend money to make money
What kind of mint do you give to someone you just met?
My girlfriend and I bonded over our love of mints. It's like we are
Polos versus Trebor mints, Polos score! And the whole crowd goes menthol
Made a mint
Know who invented the sippy cup?
I'm selling a used mint pack...
It's still in mint condition though if you're interested...
What do you call a Mexican Mint worker who makes salsa on the side and has an implanted cardiac regulator?
A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.
I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.
Why cant we mint currency from antimony?! Why!? Why!?
Here's Your Daily Dose Of Encourage Mint!
What do you call a mint that downloads twitch streams?
Did you hear about the broken mint?
Yeah it doesn’t make any cents
Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
Forgetful Francesca had a lot of items on her list as she headed to the Super Store... celery, cinnamon, oatmeal, mint, mustard and chocolate.
Upon arrival, she couldn't remember which were groceries and which were paint colors.
What do you call it when you propose with a life saver mint
This napkin is in mint condition.
I bought a mint new phone case!
This ice cream was mint for me
If you give a former lover two mints do you like...
A scientist visited my garden and killed all my mint plants.
Now they're ex-spearmints.
Son:These mints taste bad
Dad:Maybe because they aren’t in mint condition
What kind of mint makes your breath smell worse?
Oh Mint, you are so clever
Ever since the Canadian Mint discontinued the penny...
They just haven't made cents.
Wife got out some mints so I held out my hand
"Gotta pay the tax!" I said.
The tic tax!
A scientist invented the world's largest flying breath mint
Now he has a tic-tac to ride
What did one mint say to the other mint after it saved him from being eaten?
Wow, you're a life-saver."
What do you call a us mint that breaks down?
.. oh wait .. that doesn't make any cents ..
Last night i scooped some mint ice cream for my wife.
I gave her the bowl in mint condition
What's the difference between mint and thyme?
Why should you invest in the US Mint?
It's the only thing that makes cents!
I found this in mint condition
dadjoked by mints(pic in comments)
Found this tin of mints cleaning out a church gave me a good chuckle!