UPS says my book on evergreen herbs from the mint family lamiaceae is going to be delivered tomorrow by end of day.

It's about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eth0null
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?

"Sacramentos."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Just bought some extra strong mints.

Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Why are mints so smart?

Because mints make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good! Turns out...

...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Did you just turn into a mint?

Because now you're making cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papaduck_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Once, there was an elderly Italian who taught others to use mint in their cooking.

He gave sage advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LthlPnc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..

"Where are the reinforcemints"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rictusbb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What kind of breath mint can help you get a lot of xoxo?

A Tic Tac Toe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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I tried these S brand mints, they tasted like ass.

But that's just my ass-ess-ment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Encourage Mint.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/L1zzieDash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I was on a tour of the mint, and at first, I was very confused.

But as the guide explained, it started making cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliedcola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Mints anyone

My dad asked me if I heard about the guy who invented lifesavers. He said that the guy made a mint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madmoola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.

I’ll call them pre dick a-mints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I planted some encourage mint today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigoldrichard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...

I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?

They make a lot of money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4llFather
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do you call a mint flavored condom?

A condimint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Penguin_Eggs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Have you heard about new Oxygen mints?

They’re a breath of fresh air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditemptionTY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What are these blue mint things? Aaaah!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pheasants429
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I’ve kept the same mints in my pocket for as long as I can remember.

They’re meMentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadedShred
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I made an abacus using polo mints and a piece of string ...

... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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If I ordered a Mint Julep in a copper mug

could I call it a Moscow Mitch?

Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elRobRex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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why do many places give you a mint after dinner?

it could be your last meal and test a mint!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voidstatus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Why was the mint jelly nervous?

Because it was always on the lamb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonerwashington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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The Royal Australian Mint has game
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πŸ‘€︎ u/purejawgz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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The US mint wants to stop making pennies because it costs more to make than the returns...

That wouldn't make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I can't believe how high the US mint's budget is.

But I guess you have to spend money to make money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreg13567
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What kind of mint do you give to someone you just met?

An Icebreaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollinacage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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My girlfriend and I bonded over our love of mints. It's like we are

mint to be together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Polos versus Trebor mints, Polos score! And the whole crowd goes menthol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Made a mint

Know who invented the sippy cup?

Mrs Sippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeanut76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I'm selling a used mint pack...

It's still in mint condition though if you're interested...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1K3M1K3YM1K3ST3R
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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What do you call a Mexican Mint worker who makes salsa on the side and has an implanted cardiac regulator?

A Pace Making Pace Makered Peso Maker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/koopeepee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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My favorite mint
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alishebl05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Why cant we mint currency from antimony?! Why!? Why!?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ywkwpwnw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Here's Your Daily Dose Of Encourage Mint!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurmehar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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What do you call a mint that downloads twitch streams?

A Live Saver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olafur125
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Did you hear about the broken mint?

Yeah it doesn’t make any cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yerawizardmaddy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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Forgetful Francesca had a lot of items on her list as she headed to the Super Store... celery, cinnamon, oatmeal, mint, mustard and chocolate.

Upon arrival, she couldn't remember which were groceries and which were paint colors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you call it when you propose with a life saver mint

Commit-mint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_r628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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This napkin is in mint condition.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nephalem92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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I bought a mint new phone case!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noxova
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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This ice cream was mint for me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nativewoodman43
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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If you give a former lover two mints do you like...

...experiments?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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A scientist visited my garden and killed all my mint plants.

Now they're ex-spearmints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KineticIsEpic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Son:These mints taste bad

Dad:Maybe because they aren’t in mint condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarak2818
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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What kind of mint makes your breath smell worse?

Excrement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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Oh Mint, you are so clever
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hanz_franz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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Ever since the Canadian Mint discontinued the penny...

They just haven't made cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StetsonTuba8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Wife got out some mints so I held out my hand

"Gotta pay the tax!" I said.

What tax?

The tic tax!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NWmba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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A scientist invented the world's largest flying breath mint

Now he has a tic-tac to ride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thoren66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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What did one mint say to the other mint after it saved him from being eaten?

Wow, you're a life-saver."

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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What do you call a us mint that breaks down?

.. oh wait .. that doesn't make any cents ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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Last night i scooped some mint ice cream for my wife.

I gave her the bowl in mint condition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llBLAZENll
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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What's the difference between mint and thyme?

Thyme is short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BizWax
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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In-Peach Mint
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BecauseItAmusesMe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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Why should you invest in the US Mint?

It's the only thing that makes cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matraxia
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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I found this in mint condition
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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dadjoked by mints(pic in comments)

Found this tin of mints cleaning out a church gave me a good chuckle!

http://m.imgur.com/eAr2Kr3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orsks_Axe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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