I want to make a fig flavored mint
But right now it's just a fig mint of my imagination
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︎ Jun 06 2021
Coins are made in a mint.
Not the mint that's a plant, but the mint that's a plant.
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︎ May 10 2021
Did you hear about the company that decided to produce those Halloween-themed mints?
They said it's a scare tictac
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︎ May 01 2021
I was thinking of getting a job at the U.S. Mint
Can you imagine the amount of money I would make?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What mints taste the worst?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I had nothing to do so I thought of personally mixing the small leaves of a low-growing aromatic plant of the mint family.
But I knew Iβd end up with too much Thyme on my hands
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︎ May 07 2021
My Father will be releasing a new brand of giant breath mints later this year. He said it will be named after his children!
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︎ Mar 26 2021
The 20c making machine at The Mint suddenly stop working for no reason.
It just doesn't make any cents
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︎ Mar 19 2021
No room for discourage-mint πͺπͺ
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?
I donβt know, it makes no sense.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I couldn't figure out why the U.S. Mint wasn't working...
But then it started to make cents.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I just learned how the penny press at the mint works.
It makes cents if you think about it.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
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︎ Jul 15 2020
mints before sex?
.... call that predickament
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Whatβs the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?
None of them make cents anymore!
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︎ Aug 11 2020
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"
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︎ Sep 23 2019
UPS says my book on evergreen herbs from the mint family lamiaceae is going to be delivered tomorrow by end of day.
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︎ May 03 2020
I just figured out why I enjoy visiting the mint.
To me, it just makes cents.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?
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︎ May 09 2020
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good! Turns out...
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Why are mints so smart?
Because mints make cents.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Encourage Mint.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Just bought some extra strong mints.
Having a hard time getting them out of the packet.
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︎ May 25 2020
Once, there was an elderly Italian who taught others to use mint in their cooking.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I planted some encourage mint today
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︎ Jun 26 2019
I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.
Iβll call them pre dick a-mints
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?
They make a lot of money.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I tried these S brand mints, they tasted like ass.
But that's just my ass-ess-ment.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
What are these blue mint things? Aaaah!
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︎ Jun 18 2019
What kind of breath mint can help you get a lot of xoxo?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
I was on a tour of the mint, and at first, I was very confused.
But as the guide explained, it started making cents.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
The Royal Australian Mint has game
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Mints anyone
My dad asked me if I heard about the guy who invented lifesavers.
He said that the guy made a mint
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Here's Your Daily Dose Of Encourage Mint!
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︎ Mar 19 2018
If I ordered a Mint Julep in a copper mug
could I call it a Moscow Mitch?
Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.
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︎ Jul 30 2019
As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
I can't believe how high the US mint's budget is.
But I guess you have to spend money to make money
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︎ May 01 2019
why do many places give you a mint after dinner?
it could be your last meal and test a mint!
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Have you heard about new Oxygen mints?
Theyβre a breath of fresh air.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
I made an abacus using polo mints and a piece of string ...
... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Mentos should print little messages on their mints, like "you're awesome" or "looking great" and call them Complimentos!
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︎ Nov 21 2017
Iβve kept the same mints in my pocket for as long as I can remember.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
The US mint wants to stop making pennies because it costs more to make than the returns...
That wouldn't make cents.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
My favorite mint
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︎ Dec 05 2018
Why was the mint jelly nervous?
Because it was always on the lamb
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Did you just turn into a mint?
Because now you're making cents!
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︎ Jan 28 2020
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