How can there be a national coin shortage?

Makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_live_in_a_truck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.

It was my climb-it change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarterLawler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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My uncle used to be a rare coin dealer...

Until a group of crooks broke into his shop & beat him 'cent-less'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.

It doesn't make any cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.

It just doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works

It literally makes no sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingbeans312
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...

It just doesn't make cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Since the US has a shortage of coins

Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jHugley328
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you hear about the coin shortage?

Apparently, America is literally out of common cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopinsbach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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So, I bought a coin minting machine on eBay for $10...

But the thing only makes pennies. I understand now why it was so cheap. It makes cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakashrajaraman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Every machine in the coin factory stopped working

It just doesn't make any cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharplight141
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I chuckle when I remember that my coins aren't moist.

It's my dry cents of humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My girlfriend grabbed a hand full of coins and slapped me in the face.

About time she slapped some cents into me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pollyparkinson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daloolcableb_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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The US is experiencing a coin shortage.

The country is out of common cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Today my friend threw a coin at me and it went through my specs

He said heh you didn't exspec that

(Yes this actually happened today)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmycanolaoil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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My friend was hit by a car shortly after throwing coins in a wishing well

I thought β€œwell that’s unfortunate”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tweakedrex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepinmama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid

They give us Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquireX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Allegedly there’s a national coin shortage

I asked someone to explain it to me and they didn’t make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...

Be the change that we wanna see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jordy_fresh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Have you heard the really bad joke about coins?

It didn't make much cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palm_top
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about the coin shortage in the US?

Yes, the US is literally out of common cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssj3dvp11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!

Now I have a nickleless cage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einetio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.

It was a cents-less crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Penny for your thoughts on the coin shortage?

I can't make heads or tails of it. It just doesn't make cents. I guess the way people pay needs some change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuddleOfMud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.

My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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β€ͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?‬

They retired to their separate quarters‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:

My sister walks up to me and asks: β€œAre you creating a pyramid scheme?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColinHenrichon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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It shouldn't be Reddit coins

It should be Creddits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roktyv
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I felt bad for eating my Jewish friend's coin shaped chocolate candy he had purchased to given his children at Hanukkah...

Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Took me awhile, but I was finally able to get my hands in some Iranian money for my coin collection!

I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Police have been trying to catch a person stealing people's coins out of their pockets

But so far no change

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πŸ‘€︎ u/korruption77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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The US Government is so broke they’re going to start minting coins with negative value.

I suspect they’ll use antimony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.

I was about to run inside and tell my wife about it, and then I remembered why I was digging in our garden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahlerguy2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I flipped a coin 15 times and it always landed on tails.

I'm starting to think that it's more than just a coin-cidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89odev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I completely understand coin minters

In fact, they've always made perfect cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmlrmlchess
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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My friend keeps his rare coin collection where it could easily be stolen.

I mean, he has no common cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAconsensualPE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Instead of a swear jar I have a pessimism jar, every time I have a negative thought I put a coin in.

It’s currently half empty

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I put my phone under my pillow last night and went to sleep. When I woke up it was gone and a pound coin was in its place

Damn that Bluetooth Fairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Coins find me completely insufferable

I'm trying to change

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Do you have any lots of coins laying around?

Because my old man always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.

-this line has only ever gotten me chuckles :,)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fucked_a_bird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Just ate a coin

It was kind of minty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SherpaBoye
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins and was about to run straight home to tell my wife

Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglyric
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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When a coin goes from Russia to the USA seeking asylum it is Metal Defecting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elon_Muskmelon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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