Bit coin or something idk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naughtyballsack
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I keep all my spare change in a wire box. My 1 cent coins, my 10 cent coins, my 25 cent coins, even my 50 cent and dollar coins. But never my 5 cent coins.

Because it's my Nickel-less Cage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hard__Cory
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Coins are made in a mint.

Not the mint that's a plant, but the mint that's a plant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiiba
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins.

That's a bunch of naan cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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I swallowed a coin by accident

No change is expected

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpiesaus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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An avid coin collector, I had run out of money for food. What should I do? I know!

I still had my pizzas of eight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Reddit coins should be called Creddit
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Don't put Coins inside the Washing Machine!

It's Money Laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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An hysterical woman went to see her doctor because she was peeing coins.

She explained that it started out as pennies, then nickels and now dimes! Her Dr. said it was nothing to worry about, she was just going through the change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Once a coin saved a person's life, the coin was in his shirt pocket, the coin deflected the bullet shot at him

The coin was truly his life savings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetmemer4life
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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How can there be a national coin shortage?

Makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_live_in_a_truck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The coins in a WW1 soldiers pocket saved him from a bullet.

Some might say it was his life savings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorupGames
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.

It doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.

It doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Did you hear what happened to the coin theif?

He got caught for penny crime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyan_singularity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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There is a cult where they don’t believe in using coins.

Sounds like a bunch of non-cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WordenYarmouth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins

They have no common cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtyj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.

It was my climb-it change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarterLawler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...

It was a far-thing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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During the lockdown I'm wiping my banknotes with sanitizer and washing all the coins with hot soapy water.

I hope, I don't get arrested for money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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The more I think about counterfeiting coins, the more I think I’m going to do it.

It makes a ton of cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghorse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.

It just doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Did you hear about the coin shortage?

Apparently, America is literally out of common cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopinsbach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My uncle used to be a rare coin dealer...

Until a group of crooks broke into his shop & beat him 'cent-less'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.

It doesn't make any cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works

It literally makes no sense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingbeans312
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Since the US has a shortage of coins

Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jHugley328
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Every machine in the coin factory stopped working

It just doesn't make any cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharplight141
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...

It just doesn't make cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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So, I bought a coin minting machine on eBay for $10...

But the thing only makes pennies. I understand now why it was so cheap. It makes cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakashrajaraman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My girlfriend grabbed a hand full of coins and slapped me in the face.

About time she slapped some cents into me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pollyparkinson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I chuckle when I remember that my coins aren't moist.

It's my dry cents of humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daloolcableb_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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The US is experiencing a coin shortage.

The country is out of common cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepinmama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid

They give us Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquireX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jordy_fresh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Allegedly there’s a national coin shortage

I asked someone to explain it to me and they didn’t make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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My friend was hit by a car shortly after throwing coins in a wishing well

I thought β€œwell that’s unfortunate”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tweakedrex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Today my friend threw a coin at me and it went through my specs

He said heh you didn't exspec that

(Yes this actually happened today)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmycanolaoil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!

Now I have a nickleless cage...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einetio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...

Be the change that we wanna see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the coin shortage in the US?

Yes, the US is literally out of common cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssj3dvp11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.

My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.

It was a cents-less crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Penny for your thoughts on the coin shortage?

I can't make heads or tails of it. It just doesn't make cents. I guess the way people pay needs some change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuddleOfMud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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β€ͺWhat did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?‬

They retired to their separate quarters‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahlerguy2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I keep all my spare change in a wire box. My 1 cent coins, my 10 cent coins, my 25 cent coins, even my 50 cent and dollar coins. But never my 5 cent coins.

Because it's my Nickel-less Cage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hard__Cory
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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