How can there be a national coin shortage?
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
My uncle used to be a rare coin dealer...
Until a group of crooks broke into his shop & beat him 'cent-less'
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.
It doesn't make any cents!
Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.
It just doesn’t make any cents.
I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works
It literally makes no sense
Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...
It just doesn't make cents
Since the US has a shortage of coins
Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?
Did you hear about the coin shortage?
Apparently, America is literally out of common cents!
So, I bought a coin minting machine on eBay for $10...
But the thing only makes pennies. I understand now why it was so cheap.
It makes cents
Every machine in the coin factory stopped working
It just doesn't make any cents!
I chuckle when I remember that my coins aren't moist.
It's my dry cents of humor
My girlfriend grabbed a hand full of coins and slapped me in the face.
About time she slapped some cents into me.
Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
The US is experiencing a coin shortage.
The country is out of common cents.
Today my friend threw a coin at me and it went through my specs
He said heh you didn't exspec that
(Yes this actually happened today)
My friend was hit by a car shortly after throwing coins in a wishing well
I thought “well that’s unfortunate”
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
Allegedly there’s a national coin shortage
I asked someone to explain it to me and they didn’t make cents.
The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...
Be the change that we wanna see.
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten
Have you heard the really bad joke about coins?
It didn't make much cents.
Did you hear about the coin shortage in the US?
Yes, the US is literally out of common cents!
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
Penny for your thoughts on the coin shortage?
I can't make heads or tails of it. It just doesn't make cents. I guess the way people pay needs some change.
There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.
My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece
What did the 25-cent coins do after a round of flipping?
They retired to their separate quarters
So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:
My sister walks up to me and asks: “Are you creating a pyramid scheme?”
It shouldn't be Reddit coins
I felt bad for eating my Jewish friend's coin shaped chocolate candy he had purchased to given his children at Hanukkah...
Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!
Took me awhile, but I was finally able to get my hands in some Iranian money for my coin collection!
I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!
Police have been trying to catch a person stealing people's coins out of their pockets
The US Government is so broke they’re going to start minting coins with negative value.
I suspect they’ll use antimony.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run inside and tell my wife about it, and then I remembered why I was digging in our garden
Without coins, the US currency would be utter non-cents
I flipped a coin 15 times and it always landed on tails.
I'm starting to think that it's more than just a coin-cidence.
I completely understand coin minters
In fact, they've always made perfect cents.
My friend keeps his rare coin collection where it could easily be stolen.
I mean, he has no common cents.
Instead of a swear jar I have a pessimism jar, every time I have a negative thought I put a coin in.
It’s currently half empty
I put my phone under my pillow last night and went to sleep. When I woke up it was gone and a pound coin was in its place
Damn that Bluetooth Fairy
Coins find me completely insufferable
Do you have any lots of coins laying around?
Because my old man always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.
-this line has only ever gotten me chuckles :,)
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins and was about to run straight home to tell my wife
Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
When a coin goes from Russia to the USA seeking asylum it is Metal Defecting.