I’d be like, where the fuck do all these nickels keep coming from?
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece
Deodorant is a scent.
I would be like... how did I get all these fucking nickels??
Then I’d have a punpernickel.
Now I have a nickel-less cage.
It’s my sixth sense
Friend 1: This rod looks Fe-Ni. Hahaha
Friend 2: I find it iron-nickel that you laughed at your own statement
I’d say that’s pretty coincidental.
I'd have four cents.
Dime had more cents
But I don't deal well with change.
I decided not to because it didn't make any cents
... doesn't mean you have some sixth cents.
But you owe me 15 cents.
The other one is.
I have a six cents about these things.
Just dad joked my gf hard.
Gf: Do you have five cents?
Aspiring dad: No. I'm Nickle-less.
PS: My name is Nicholas
The poor girl lost her lungs and eyes in the subsequent sigh and eye roll.
That way, everyone can have a Nikola Tesla.