Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
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What do you call an alloy of Fe and Ni which doesn't have magnetic properties ? IRONICAL
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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*two friends were looking at a nickel iron alloy rod*

Friend 1: This rod looks Fe-Ni. Hahaha

Friend 2: I find it iron-nickel that you laughed at your own statement

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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My local hardware store has a sale on all its alloys, so I bought one

It was a steel

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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What do metals call their friends

their chromies

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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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My parents were in the Iron & Steel business. My mother irons and my father steals
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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A List of Puns (and other excuses for good humor)

Me: You got the goods?

Dealer: I have an alloy of iron and carbon for only $1.

Me: My, what a steel!

Guy: Hey, wanna hear my joke?

Boxer: I dunno, man. People always say I ruin their punchline.

Teacher: What are the four components of DNA?

Student: Actually, there are five: Adenine, cytosine, guanine, thymine--

Teacher: Oh? And the fifth one?

Student: I got I got I got I got...

Me (metric): Why does America use the imperial system? It's stupid.

Friend (imperial): Actually, other places use the imperial system.

Me: Which other places?

Friend: The Galactic Empire.

Guy: I hate spam.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.

Me: I like sushi.


Someone: Son of a gun...

Someone Else: Now you've just pistoled me off!

Okay, I know these are not the greatest puns ever, but this is my first post in this subreddit. Anyway, now here are the explanations:

Joke 1 - An alloy of carbon and iron is popularly referred to as steel, and stainless steel costs $2.41, in which the item receives a 58.51% reduction in cost, which is a mighty bargain, also known as a steal.

Joke 2 - Boxing is a sport in which your only goal is to knock your opponent out through a series of punches. The ending or twist of a joke is commonly referred to as the punchline of said joke.

Joke 3 - Check out Kendrick Lamar's DNA song.

Joke 4 - Troops and personnel of the Galactic Empire from Star Wars are commonly referred to as the Imperials.

Joke 5 - Spam musubi, or just spam, is a type of sushi. On the internet, spam is referred to as the repetition of a specific message, especially when emailing, to annoy or advertise a product/website to someone.

Joke 6 - The phrase, "Son of a gun", is a friendlier alternative to the phrase, "Son of a bitch!" Also, when you annoy someone, that means that you pissed them off, which sounds a bit like "pistoled".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U2BURR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Ironing Shirts

When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Munchy2x2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2015
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Brass and Bronze are extremely friendly...

Cuz they're alloys.... geddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Cyborg and Iron man teamed up to defeat Thanos

Later they became good alloys

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”

Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.

What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O too” β€” and he died.

A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.

Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.

What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your β€œstyle.”

I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”.

Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: β€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.” β€œAre you sure?”


... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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My girlfriend and I were talking about metals last night

She said, "I can't believe steel is not a metal. My life is ruined. It's all a lie."

I replied, " you mean, it's all alloy."

She is still not speaking to me.

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If Iron Man and Sliver Surfer teamed up, what would they be?


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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...

They'd be alloys!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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The Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up...

They formed an alloy-ence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewtl271
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Iron Man and The Silver Surfer are teaming up for the next movie.

They will be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...

They would be alloys.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Buddy in class just asked me this in class

If iron man and the silver surfer teamed up, would they be alloys?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegerk551
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2015
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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up

They would be alloys.

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