Where does steel wool come from?

Sheep metal.

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👤︎ u/Sean_mmars
📅︎ Aug 09
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My dad works in a steel plant.

He says it's very riveting

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👤︎ u/SuryaYlp
📅︎ Aug 01
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I'm opening a steel mill that also sells the steel for a discount

It's called He Who Smelt it Dealt it

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👤︎ u/zatch17
📅︎ Jul 21
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I liked this a little too much, had to steel it.
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📅︎ Jun 02
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Have you heard the joke about the steel rod ?

No ? Let metal you

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📅︎ Jul 14
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I once got my toe nails professionally trimmed. They used a hardened steel tool for smoothing my clipped nails...

In other words, a pedi-file.

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If Noah were to build a boat today, would it be steel?

Held together with ark welding.

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I'm considering getting into the steel and mining business

.. just need to iron out the details.

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👤︎ u/kmh4321
📅︎ Feb 18
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I had a job at the iron and steel mill...

but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.

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📅︎ Jan 10
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Honestly I woudden't lead someone else steel this pun
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📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
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👤︎ u/figgerer
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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I did steel this joke

Otherwise, it metal the sub's criteria.

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📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

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📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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*passes rod of steel*
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📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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What kind of person would steel a baby?!?
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📅︎ May 18 2018
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My wife had to sit through a presentation on galvanized steel

Wife: I got a free lunch today for watching a presentation on galvanized steel

Me: I hope they talk about joining a bunch of steel sheets together. That would be riviting.

Wife: I hate you

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👤︎ u/tracebusta
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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I had an idea to build a functioning car with steel wheels

Sadly though, it never gained any traction.

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👤︎ u/I_am_Boi
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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I'm reading a novel about steel workers.

It's riveting

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📅︎ May 24 2019
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Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
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📅︎ May 14 2019
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Yesterday I told my steel chain a good joke and it laughed.

That was a nice Chain Reaction!

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👤︎ u/Nizzao
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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My parents were in the Iron & Steel business. My mother irons and my father steals
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👤︎ u/gmaxis
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.

It was riveting.

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📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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My eating utensils were forged from Valerian steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
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📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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My new favorite instrument is Steel Drums

Because even when they're broken, they're steel drums

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📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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What is lighter: 1 ton of steel or 1 ton of feathers?

Correct answer: A potential fire-hazard...

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📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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Someone broke into the hardware store and stole all hardened steel tools cutting ridges for forming or smoothing surfaces...

All the files were deleted.

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📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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I once read an autobiography by a steel worker.

It was riveting!

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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After trying bow drill, parabolic lenses and flint-and-steel, I finally celebrated starting a fire...

I was stoked

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📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Even in his last years, Grandad had a mind like a steel trap,

only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2017
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Have you read the manual on connecting steel beams?

It's riveting

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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Why does Thor wear steel underpants?

He believes in the strengths of Asgard

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👤︎ u/mxjf
📅︎ Jul 30 2015
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I was watching Man of Steel with my dad just now...

... and the first scene (the birth of Superman) when the woman is screaming in pain my dad remarks " See, it hurts because he is made out of steel."

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📅︎ Jan 21 2014
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Made the wife groan like a collapsing steel girder

Carrying in groceries from the car and my wife had a large bag of ice. I had one hand free and offered to take something, so she put the bag on my shoulder, to which I replied, "Come on, don't give me the cold shoulder." Her: "ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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📅︎ Jul 21 2015
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My dad pulled out this gem while watching Man of Steel

During a scene where a wandering and shirtless Superman takes someone's clothes from a random clothesline...

Me: Wait a sec, Superman doesn't steal!

Dad: Sure he does. Why do you think this movie is called "Man of Steal"?

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👤︎ u/AKPhilly1
📅︎ Dec 14 2013
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I was assembling some steel trusses at work solo on Thursday and my production manager came up to me and said "Do you need a hand?"

I said "no, I've already got two"

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👤︎ u/xALmoN
📅︎ Jan 02 2016
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[Metal] I steel think tha tin most of these posts, the comments lead straight into puns. I'm not a big fan, it seems like a copper out.

But thi silvery from one post to the next.

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👤︎ u/Bilbowtech
📅︎ Mar 26 2015
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So a dad was walking around showing his balls of steel.
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📅︎ Nov 05 2013
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Hey Dad! Where's the steel wool?

On the steel wool shelf, son!

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👤︎ u/lambda_red
📅︎ Aug 30 2013
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My parents were in the Iron & Steel business. My mother irons and my father steals
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👤︎ u/gmaxis
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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