Steel yourself for this one
What do you get when you watch ' you've got mail", " steel magnolias", and " when Harry met sally"?
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
Where does steel wool come from?
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?
Which Arab country produces the most steel?
I liked this a little too much, had to steel it.
I'm opening a steel mill that also sells the steel for a discount
It's called He Who Smelt it Dealt it
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting
I went to see a demonstration on steel boat building.
Have you heard the joke about the steel rod ?
Honestly I woudden't lead someone else steel this pun
I once got my toe nails professionally trimmed. They used a hardened steel tool for smoothing my clipped nails...
In other words, a pedi-file.
If Noah were to build a boat today, would it be steel?
Held together with ark welding.
What kind of person would steel a baby?!?
I had a job at the iron and steel mill...
but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.
Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
I'm considering getting into the steel and mining business
.. just need to iron out the details.
I did steel this joke
Otherwise, it metal the sub's criteria.
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle
My wife had to sit through a presentation on galvanized steel
Wife: I got a free lunch today for watching a presentation on galvanized steel
Me: I hope they talk about joining a bunch of steel sheets together. That would be riviting.
Wife: I hate you
I'm reading a novel about steel workers.
Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
My parents were in the Iron & Steel business. My mother irons and my father steals
My new favorite instrument is Steel Drums
Because even when they're broken, they're steel drums
I had an idea to build a functioning car with steel wheels
Sadly though, it never gained any traction.
I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.
My eating utensils were forged from Valerian steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
Yesterday I told my steel chain a good joke and it laughed.
That was a nice Chain Reaction!
I once read an autobiography by a steel worker.
Someone broke into the hardware store and stole all hardened steel tools cutting ridges for forming or smoothing surfaces...
All the files were deleted.
After trying bow drill, parabolic lenses and flint-and-steel, I finally celebrated starting a fire...
Even in his last years, Grandad had a mind like a steel trap,
only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
Have you read the manual on connecting steel beams?
Why does Thor wear steel underpants?
He believes in the strengths of Asgard
I was watching Man of Steel with my dad just now...
... and the first scene (the birth of Superman) when the woman is screaming in pain my dad remarks " See, it hurts because he is made out of steel."
My dad pulled out this gem while watching Man of Steel
During a scene where a wandering and shirtless Superman takes someone's clothes from a random clothesline...
Me: Wait a sec, Superman doesn't steal!
Dad: Sure he does. Why do you think this movie is called "Man of Steal"?
Made the wife groan like a collapsing steel girder
Carrying in groceries from the car and my wife had a large bag of ice. I had one hand free and offered to take something, so she put the bag on my shoulder, to which I replied, "Come on, don't give me the cold shoulder." Her: "ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Russians confused, angered when Joseph Stalin does not star in 'Man of Steel'
So a dad was walking around showing his balls of steel.
[Metal] I steel think tha tin most of these posts, the comments lead straight into puns. I'm not a big fan, it seems like a copper out.
But thi silvery from one post to the next.
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls made of steel?
My parents were in the Iron & Steel business. My mother irons and my father steals
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