Where does steel wool come from?

Sheep metal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sean_mmars
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Hey Dad! Where's the steel wool?

On the steel wool shelf, son!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lambda_red
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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Why did the klepto only knit metal sweaters?

He had to...Steel wool.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fonebone45
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Every single time my dad makes a purchase...

and it's between $15.00 - $19.99, he says, "That was a good year." Then proceeds to completely make up a fact about it.

"That'll be $18.84." "That was a good year. They invented steel wool that year."

The look on the workers face is priceless, and is always followed by, "Really?!" Then my dad laughs and says no.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cardsfan1539
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 17 2013
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Engineering Professor (who has kids) got our entire lecture

Prof: "What's a hydraulic ram used for?" "Its where you get steel wool!" Lecture students: groans/laughs

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/golfman246
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