What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
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What’s made of leather

and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolPaul75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why is leather armor the best armor to sneak around in?

It's made of hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trickyfelix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"

It was a cool ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydrosFear
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Leather is great for sneaking around

because it's made of hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Why are leather workers the best kind of crafstmen?

Because they always give it their awl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiveFingeredKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My uncle told me about other countries that chew leather instead of gum

Must be tough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kesavadh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Why is leather armor the best for sneaking?

It’s made of hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoHowitzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.

I’ve got nothing to hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I wrote a joke about leather the other day.

I can’t seem to find it though; it must be hide-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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A hematophagous Arachnid Acari showed up wearing sturdy leather leggings with a belt.

Questioned by his friend why he was dressed like that he responded "Im a Chaps-tick"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NetScr1be
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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I asked my wife for a leather punch for my birthday

It's awl I want.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What’s a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daresun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I tried to get my wife to accept my apology after saying her skin was like leather

But she's not suede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinema_King
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why do rogues wear leather armor?

Because it's made of hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/28Hz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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How does leather face ask for a high five

β€œGive me some skin”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuTtEr_My_RoLls
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I have very strong opinions about leather shoes, and i will not be suede
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drakansoul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What sound does leather make when it sneezes?

A shoe

P.S. This is NOT OC. Found on r/jokes. Felt like it belonged here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordGandalf01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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The best armor for sneaking is leather armor. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcerKaker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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My wife's handbag is sorely in need of replacement. I offered to get her a new soft leather one, but she declined.

I guess she's not easily purse-sueded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Leather armor is the best for sneaking

Its literally made of hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiverLife
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?

Because it's made of hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemuel01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because it's literally made of hide.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gatsbyyy
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My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss

But I'm not so easily suede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What's made of leather, is about a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikesalmonuk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I hate wearing leather but someone convinced me to do it

I'm easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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After I got a new leather messenger bag, my Dad asked "Do you know what the number 1 use of cow hide is?"

"Holding cows together"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Battle_Claiborne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, but I always agree to wear it out.

I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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My wife got me a hideous leather jacket, but I don’t mind wearing it.

I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze ?

A Shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varunmohan02
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassjunkie223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spallboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cherbotsky
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why do you sneak around in leather armor?

Because it is made of hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddMcNaughton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What sounds like a sneeze, and it's made of leather?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brio98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What’s sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatJamaican4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.

I’ve got nothing to hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Leather is great for sneaking around because it’s made of hide.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Leather is great for sneaking around

Because its made of hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnybou
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Leather is great for sneaking around

because it's made of hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waterparkfire
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Leather armor is the best for sneaking

It's made of hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fire_fly43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Why is leather great for sneaking around?

Because it's made of hide.

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