What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is leather armor the best armor to sneak around in?
I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"
Why are leather workers the best kind of crafstmen?
Because they always give it their awl
My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.
I guess I’m easily suede.
My uncle told me about other countries that chew leather instead of gum
Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I wrote a joke about leather the other day.
I can’t seem to find it though; it must be hide-ing.
A hematophagous Arachnid Acari showed up wearing sturdy leather leggings with a belt.
Questioned by his friend
why he was dressed like that he responded "Im a
Chaps-tick"
I asked my wife for a leather punch for my birthday
I tried to get my wife to accept my apology after saying her skin was like leather
How does leather face ask for a high five
I have very strong opinions about leather shoes, and i will not be suede
What sound does leather make when it sneezes?
A shoe
P.S. This is NOT OC. Found on r/jokes. Felt like it belonged here.
My wife's handbag is sorely in need of replacement. I offered to get her a new soft leather one, but she declined.
I guess she's not easily purse-sueded.
Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?
Because it's made of hide
My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss
But I'm not so easily suede
After I got a new leather messenger bag, my Dad asked "Do you know what the number 1 use of cow hide is?"
What’s made of leather
and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
Leather is great for sneaking around
because it's made of hide.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze ?
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is leather armor the best for sneaking?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why do you sneak around in leather armor?
Because it is made of hide.
What sounds like a sneeze, and it's made of leather?
What’s sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather?
What’s a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why do rogues wear leather armor?
Because it's made of hide.
OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?
My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.
I guess I’m easily suede.
Leather armor is the best for sneaking
Its literally made of hide.
Leather is great for sneaking around because it’s made of hide.
Leather is great for sneaking around
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because it's literally made of hide.
Leather is great for sneaking around
because it's made of hide.
What's made of leather, is about a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
Leather armor is the best for sneaking
I hate wearing leather but someone convinced me to do it
Why is leather great for sneaking around?
Because it's made of hide.
My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, but I always agree to wear it out.
My wife got me a hideous leather jacket, but I don’t mind wearing it.
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