What kind of dogs like sun tanning?
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...
It's about to get ugly out there.
Stay safe.
What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?
Wow.. new method for Tanning
Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it “A Range Of Tans”
What's another name for a toaster? A tanning bread
Reading whole books while tanning makes you well red.
What do you call a scientist that never visits the tanning salon?
After getting back from the beach, my daughter said, “Hey, look! I’m tan from the sun!”
I shook her hand. “It’s very nice to meet you! I’m Dad from Earth.”
My coworker asked me to judge their tan...
I gave it a tan out of tan.
When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
Why did sin and tan not go to the party?
So I decided to get a tan..
Son: So dad, shall I order you a suntan lotion?
Me: No son, get the dad tan lotion.
I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.
My wife has eaten that much during lock down...
....that she's started getting a tan off the frigging fridge light.
Catholic priests were forbidden from learning math until the 20th century
Before that it was a cardinal Sin
Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
Saw a sign that said "TAN FREE TODAY!"
Joke's on them; I'm tan-free every day!
I wanted to date my math teacher....
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
What color is your Afghan?
My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
Have a bad tan line on my arm
This guy (showing off his tan lines) will be a great dad in the future
Fake tans are overrated [OC]
Why did you divide sine by tan?
I think I got a pretty good tan this summer.
Or is it just a pigment of my imagination
Hey guys, look at my tan line:
My dad pointed to a building and asked me the color of the wall. I said tan/beige. He said...
Then why does the sign say Walgreens?
Why did the farmer return some of his tan farm animals?
Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.
My daughter just returned from a small island in Indonesia, bragging about her great tan...
She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.
I felt a sense of familiarity when I got into my buddy's tan car but I've never ridden it before,
My ginger daughter said she wanted to get a tan
I went too far. Opened the fridge and now the poor things burnt to a crisp.
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
Am I tan?
My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."
Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.
Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.
Walking with a friend. He says I tan easily, I am part Indian, Eskimo in fact.
I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...
Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...
... it’s about to get ugly out there
Why did I divide Sin by Tan
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