They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).
'No, just up to your neck'
(After being outside for 2 hours)
Daughter: Daddy, why didn't I get a sunburn?
Me: You can't, honey.
Me: You can only get a daughterburn.
It doesn't heal it but it does keep the sheets of my legs
The kind with extra melon in.
They said I kept flaking on them
Not a dad, but this came out when I was talking to my roommate.
Roommate: It's weird, of all the places I've lived the only place I've gotten sunburned is Florida.
Me: That is weird, the only place I've ever been sunburned is on my skin.
Roommate: You're an idiot.
Because I think your face is appealing.
If I ever had a sunburn or something on my face and wouldn't stop whining about it, this was my dad's typical routine.
D: Does your face hurt?
M: [indignant] Yes, that's what I've been talking about this whole time!
D: Well it's killing me!