What does a Hawaiian comedian put on a sunburn?

Aloe-Ha!

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👤︎ u/land0fand0
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How do you cure sunburn in Hawaii?

Aloe... Ha!

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How do Pirates treat sunburn?

ALOE, POPPET

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What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?

They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).

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👤︎ u/barrtender
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What dinosaur is the best at treating sunburns?

An Aloe-saurus!

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The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him 'pasteurized?' he said...

'No, just up to your neck'

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👤︎ u/fullmiz
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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I got a sunburn

(After being outside for 2 hours)

Daughter: Daddy, why didn't I get a sunburn?

Me: You can't, honey.

Daughter: Really?

Me: You can only get a daughterburn.

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👤︎ u/8Heists
📅︎ May 09 2017
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Sunburns can be a beach imgur.com/YNIfbtU
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I use viagra for sunburn

It doesn't heal it but it does keep the sheets of my legs

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What kind of fruit salad is most resistant to sunburn?

The kind with extra melon in.

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👤︎ u/abeannis
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do you call a psychoanalyst with a sunburn?

Pink Freud

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👤︎ u/trippysky
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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My sunburn is not appealing.
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👤︎ u/webguy1975
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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How does an Englishman treat his sunburns?

Aloe, guvnah!

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👤︎ u/Taller
📅︎ Sep 02 2017
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My friends stopped asking me to hangout after I got sunburn

They said I kept flaking on them

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Who treats an elephant's sunburn?

A pachydermatologist.

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Sunburns

Not a dad, but this came out when I was talking to my roommate.

Roommate: It's weird, of all the places I've lived the only place I've gotten sunburned is Florida.

Me: That is weird, the only place I've ever been sunburned is on my skin.

Roommate: You're an idiot.

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Dad pick-up line: Do you have sunburn?

Because I think your face is appealing.

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👤︎ u/Graavy
📅︎ Nov 05 2013
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Dad's response to my complaining about sunburns as a kid

If I ever had a sunburn or something on my face and wouldn't stop whining about it, this was my dad's typical routine.

D: Does your face hurt?

M: [indignant] Yes, that's what I've been talking about this whole time!

D: Well it's killing me!

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