If someone is burnt and needs a skin graft, can I donate the skin tissue on my butt?

Ass skin for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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My friend got burned on his face and needed a skin graft, so I gave him from skin tissue from my butt.

A cheek for a cheek as I always say!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTrainWarden
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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My dad had a piece of skin from his shoulder grafted to his nose today. I'm just glad he'll always have a shoulder to cry on.

I also told him "now you'll be able to put your nose up at someone and give them the cold shoulder at the same time"

He thought I was "very punny"

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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This really gets under my skin...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/letmetakeyourcoat
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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A German meat packing plant had to switch from natural products to collagen skins for its sausages.

It was the wurst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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If you want to get into the gold market you need a thick skin.

There’s lots of bullion involved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donttakethechip
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What is the number one reason for dry skin

Its a towel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Autismos12345
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Did you hear that a judge has demanded Dr. Pimple Popper grab any person off the street and remove pus-filled sacs within their skin?

It's a seize and de-cyst order!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towel!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stannaso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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An elderly inventor was becoming depressed with his life: his hearing was failing, his wife was always nagging him, he hadn't invented anything good in years, and his former good looks had been replaced by wrinkles and sagging skin.

He goes to the doctor to discuss his depression. When he arrives back home he has a huge smile on his face. He rushed past his wife and heads into the basement, where he immediately starts tinkering with a brand new invention.

His wife comes downstairs, gives the invention a once-over, then asks "What on earth is this thing, and how this supposed to help your depression?".

"Honey, the doctor told me working on this should have me feeling better in no time!" replies the man. He then proceeds to describe in detail how the machine cracks eggs, steams them, and flips them out onto a plate in under a minute, all at the touch of a button.

"But what on earth does this have to do with your depression? What did that quack doctor tell you to do?" asks the wife

The man replies: "He told me to work on my self egg-steam".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicferret
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I get most of my news as a cream that I rub on my skin

It is pretty topical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Does anyone know if it's possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?

Arse skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geofferz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do you need to get rid of a demon with a skin condition?

An Exorcyst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Why did it take dad an hour to choose which skin cream to buy?

He didn't want to make a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Whats the leading cause of dry skin? /r/Jokes/comments/lu8fbg/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Why was the man who removed 10 potato skins in 1 minute so attractive?

He had secs a peel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ambutter15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....

WOW....I'm cured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call a tariff on skin?

A tax-a-dermis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impendingcrown
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Moisturiser is good for your skin...

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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A friend of mine needs skin grafts for surgery, but thankfully, he doesn't need donors.

That's no skin off of my nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I took my grandma to one of those fish spas where the fish eat all your dead skin.

So much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale?

4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why is the skin of tree trunks called bark?

Because it's rough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wotmate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My wife hates my collection of old snake skins.

So I have to keep them in the shed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I could have sworn that my skin had changed color

But it was just a pigment of my imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinhat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.

It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0NSTABEL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What's a word that gets under your skin?

Subcutaneous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amalgamxtc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I had bunch of lumps on my skin

My friends started freaking out. They wouldn’t stop either. So I said β€œ I incyst you don’t abscess over this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haywired4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.

I guess it's back to square won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What do matadors use to keep their skin moisturized after a bullfight?

Oil of OlΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Did you know you can hear blood flowing close to the skin?

You just have to listen varicosely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalCWP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gannicusgota
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What is the leading cause for dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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The leading cause of dry skin

A towel.

Got em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karenismycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Do you know what causes dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewonkabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Can you give someone a skin graft from your butt?

Ass skin for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's the leading cause of dry skin ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

A towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/full_of_fud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ping_pong34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yyz-ac
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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