When my Himalayan friend told his son to go sheer a yak's fur, the son replied...

"Sherpa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?

As fur away as you can get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/levilheaded
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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What do you call a bear with no fur?

Bear-naked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpearson008
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Don't you hate when your catpet starts shedding fur? v.redd.it/0su91v3qc5131
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpar1
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagNolYa-Ralf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Did you hear about the lady who bought a fur coat?

She wanted to be the miss in lynx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkJizo-_-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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'A' Fur Effort
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoddessNyxx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Why do brown bears have fur coats? ...

β€˜Cos they’d look silly in anoraks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My girlfriend's cat always steals my spot on the bed, it makes me FUR-ious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasmineFoxie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Where do dogs lose the most fur?

The shed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do you call a rabbit that’s losing its fur?

A receding hareline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samrf1202
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I bearly finished my fur-st meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackmickpalmer1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Only a lunatic would wear a wolf fur jacket

Seriously, who else would werewolf?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Neutering an animal makes it infertile. Making its hide into carpet squares makes it fur tile.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moothane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Fur those who teach
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Which mystical creature has the softest fur?

The were-wool-f.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Friend: "Ugh, this stupid christian fur is blocking my video game!"

Me: "You mean the Cross-hair?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x3astu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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i asked a girl wearing fur boots and Apple Bottom jeans for water

needless to say, shawty got l'eau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gowthamcity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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I chased this guy wearing a sexy tuxedo made of cat fur

It was a hot purr suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Which side of a cat has the most fur?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tydugusa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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If a fox wore gloves lined with rabbit fur

Would that be faux paus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappattacka
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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If I were to make a MΓΆbius strip out of black and white dog fur,

would it result in eternal Dalmation?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandysingssongs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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What do rabbits use to keep their fur in place?

Hare bands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumboltQuadrant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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What do you call a South African coat that is half leather half fur.

Apartheid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Dbabble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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100 Paw-sitively Meow-nificent Cat Purr-ns Fur Mew to Use Whenev-fur Mew Need
  • Allow => A-meow
  • Apology => A-paw-logy
  • Appalling => A-paw-ling
  • Attitude => Cat-titude
  • Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
  • Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
  • Because => Be-claws
  • Before => Be-fur
  • Bother => Bo-fur
  • Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
  • Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
  • Catch => Cat-ch
  • Clever => Claw-ver
  • Confusing => Con-fur-sing
  • Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
  • Different => Dif-fur-rent
  • Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
  • Familiar => Fur-miliar
  • Feeling => Feline
  • For => Fur
  • For real => Fur real
  • Forever => Fur-ever
  • Forget => Fur-get
  • Fortunate => Fur-tunate
  • Forward => Fur-ward
  • Friend => Fur-end
  • Furious => Fur-ious
  • Further => Fur-ther
  • Get or Got => Cat
  • Help me out => Help meow-t
  • History => Hiss-tory
  • Hysterical => Hiss-terical
  • Inferior => In-fur-ior
  • Kidding me => Kitten me
  • Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
  • Literally => Litter-ally
  • L
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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