People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave
Turns out he was just decomposing.
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
He is a ware wolf!
Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?
The outside
The wife has a new Ewok fur coat.
She looks totally wicket in it.
I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
Do bears have any fur on their butts?
No, theyβre straight up beare-assed.
What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?
As fur away as you can get.
When my Himalayan friend told his son to go sheer a yak's fur, the son replied...
"Sherpa"
*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
Whenever I go fur trapping...
I bring my beaver cleaver.
Don't you hate when your catpet starts shedding fur? v.redd.it/0su91v3qc5131
What do you call a bear with no fur?
Bear-naked
Where do dogs lose the most fur?
The shed.
Did you hear about the lady who bought a fur coat?
She wanted to be the miss in lynx
My girlfriend's cat always steals my spot on the bed, it makes me FUR-ious
I bearly finished my fur-st meme
Why do brown bears have fur coats? ...
βCos theyβd look silly in anoraks.
Only a lunatic would wear a wolf fur jacket
Seriously, who else would werewolf?
What do you call a rabbit thatβs losing its fur?
A receding hareline
Neutering an animal makes it infertile. Making its hide into carpet squares makes it fur tile.
i asked a girl wearing fur boots and Apple Bottom jeans for water
needless to say, shawty got l'eau
Friend: "Ugh, this stupid christian fur is blocking my video game!"
Me: "You mean the Cross-hair?"
Which mystical creature has the softest fur?
The were-wool-f.
I chased this guy wearing a sexy tuxedo made of cat fur
It was a hot purr suit.
100 Paw-sitively Meow-nificent Cat Purr-ns Fur Mew to Use Whenev-fur Mew Need
- Allow => A-meow
- Apology => A-paw-logy
- Appalling => A-paw-ling
- Attitude => Cat-titude
- Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
- Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
- Because => Be-claws
- Before => Be-fur
- Bother => Bo-fur
- Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
- Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
- Catch => Cat-ch
- Clever => Claw-ver
- Confusing => Con-fur-sing
- Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
- Different => Dif-fur-rent
- Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
- Familiar => Fur-miliar
- Feeling => Feline
- For => Fur
- For real => Fur real
- Forever => Fur-ever
- Forget => Fur-get
- Fortunate => Fur-tunate
- Forward => Fur-ward
- Friend => Fur-end
- Furious => Fur-ious
- Further => Fur-ther
- Get or Got => Cat
- Help me out => Help meow-t
- History => Hiss-tory
- Hysterical => Hiss-terical
- Inferior => In-fur-ior
- Kidding me => Kitten me
- Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
- Literally => Litter-ally
- Literature => Litter-a-ture
- Lost => Claw-st
- Lying => Lion
- Magnificent => Meow-nificent
- Marvellous => Meow-velous
- Minimum => Mew-nimum
- Misery => Mew-sery
- Moment => Mew-ment
- Mountain => Meow-ntain
- Move => Mew-v
- Music => Mew-sic
- Musician => Meow-sician
- Never => Nev-fur
- New => Mew
- Now => Meow
- Over => Ov-fur
- Paper => Pay-purr
- Pardon me => Paw-don me
- Pause => Paws
- Perfect => Purr-fect
- Perhaps => Purr-haps
- Permission => Purr-mission
- Person => Purr-son
- Personal => Purr-sonal
- Persuasion => Purr-suasion
- Places => Purr-laces
- Please => Paw-lease
- Portable => Paw-table
- Positive => Paw-sitive
- Possibility => Paw-sibility
- Possibly => Paw-sibly
- Precious => Purr-ecious
- Prefer => Paw-fer
- Preposterous => Pre-paw-sterous
- Pretty => Purr-ty
- Priceless => Purr-iceless
- Prince => Purr-ince
- Princess => Purr-incess
- Puns => Purr-ns
- Purpose => Purr-pose
- Referring => Re-fur-ing
- Respond => Res-paw-nd
- Simple => Sim-paw-le
- Suffer => Suf-fur
- Superior => Su-purr-ior
- Tale => Tail
- Talent => Tail-ent
- Tell => Tail
- Thatβs all => Catβs all
- Unfortunate => Un-fur-tunate
- Very => Furry
- Whenever => Whene-fur
- Wonderful => Won-fur-ful
- You => Mew
- Apologize => A-paw-logize
- First => Furr-st
- How are you? => Meow are mew?
- Morning => Meowrning
- Phon
If a fox wore gloves lined with rabbit fur
Would that be faux paus?
What do rabbits use to keep their fur in place?
Hare bands
If I were to make a MΓΆbius strip out of black and white dog fur,
would it result in eternal Dalmation?
What do you call a South African coat that is half leather half fur.
Apartheid
Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?
The outside.
Which side of a cat has the most fur?
The outside.
