There a hair in my soup
Waiter: hi what can i get you?
Dad: ill have the rabbit stew
Waiter: only if you promise not to say"theres a hare in my soup"
Dad: ill have the chicken then
"I used to hate facial hair..."
"but then it grew on me."
I haven’t had a haircut in months, and I normally hate long hair, but I told my wife...
All the hair dressers all closed due to covid, so I start looking to the black market for a haircut
But I heard they were under cutting everyone
How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
I didn't think I would enjoy having longer hair.
But I gotta say it's growing on me.
I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.
Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.
My girlfriend said she was gonna cut her hair in a mullet...
I hate mullets and I told her if she did I was gonna grow a rat-tail as payback
She said, “You can’t!”
“I will!”
“But that’s rat-tail-iation!”
PS: this actually happened and I’m in love with her
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
Hehe
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
I’ll take that ban now
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
Honestly? I hated body hair at first, but
I lost all my hair years ago, but I still carry a comb.
If your hair is long enough when shampooing...
Does Head & Shoulders then become Knees & Toes?
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you say when someone roasts a person with reddish-brown hair?
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
Where does The Joker get his hair done?
I don't use shampoo when I wash my hair.
I'm a man - I use real poo.
People who dye their hair red
Suffer from ginger dysphoria
Art Garfunkel has been selling his hair, saying that its essence makes people horny
He calls it his afro-disiac
If satan had ever lost his hair
There would be hell toupee
My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
Why did Kenny Rogers go to the hair salon?
He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.
What helps a pirates hair grow?
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
How do you purchase a hair piece that you’re going to share with someone
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
I used to hate facial hair
I used to hate facial hair.
How does the moon cut his hair?
I never used to like facial hair
Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Dad, did you get your hair cut?
How does the moon cut its hair?
How does the moon cut his hair?
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