My wife claims she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunspotshavefaded
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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After Centuries of having the best hair in the underworld, The Devil has finally gone bald.

Thankfully for him, there's Hell Toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ender-Toast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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What do Microsoft Excel users put in their hair?

SUMPRODUCT()

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I heard all the hair stylists are suffering from depression due to unemployment.

They just want to like, dye.

(OC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lazy-Potential
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blupilisih
πŸ“…︎ May 10
🚨︎ report
Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use a honey comb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paf45
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
🚨︎ report
Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wawa_eat_world
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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If Satan ever lost his hair...

... there would be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelgianRoo
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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What did the wig shop owner shout at the thief as they ran out of the store with one of the hair pieces?

Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeΓ© for that!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TACKYTUESDAY
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end.

They're calling it the Uncut Edition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geodude532
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...

Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryCoolPerson1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...

It's about to get ugly out there.

Stay safe.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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PRINCE: β€œRapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!”

RAPUNZEL: (to hair) β€œYou’re really sweet, but I think we should just be friends.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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What does the moon do when his hair gets too long?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenDicken
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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What kind of hair style does a bee get?

A buzz cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikeratchet
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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I was messing around with my wife while we were camping and accidentally lit her hair on fire...

She’s not going to divorce me, but she was fuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingmanEXE
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Just used some stolen hair dye...

Guess you could say I’m now...

Illegally Blonde

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipzapzappy
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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I got rid of that hair lice I've been having for a couple weeks the other day.

That problem's finally out of my hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinateUniverse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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I decided to grow out a quarantine beard. I'm not really sure why, I guess I just had a wild hair.

I didn't really like it at first, but I have to say it's really grown on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeystalkerguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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β€œMr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”

Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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My barber wanted we to sign a contract before cutting my hair, but I refused...

I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Shaved my hair this morning...

Got my teen son with this one today.

Son: Dad, you shaved your hair.

Me: Yep, we’re Opposites.

Son: (puzzled look)

Me: I’m bald...You have long hair

I’m old... You’re young

I’m big...You’re small

I’m incredibly handsome...(son eye roll);

short pause...You’re incredibly footsome.

Son: (stomps out of the room)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimyo77
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Which superhero straightens their hair?

Iron Man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJDDooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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If a man who cuts men's hair is a barber...

Would a woman who cuts men's hair be a Barbara?

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewygum93
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I cut my own hair for the first time the other day. At first, I thought I did a poor job of it...

...but it's really starting to grow on me.

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastGhost18
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Did you hear about the fella who tried to cut his own hair?

He was rushed to hospital with a hairline fracture

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholesome_cream
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over"

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ“…︎ May 05
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I just had to cut my own hair and I'm not really happy with it...

But it's growing on me

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superscoops
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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I tried watching Edward Scissorhands earlier. Turned out it was just a video of Tim Burton getting his hair done.

I then realised I'd picked up the director's cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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Why'd the Swallow go to the hair dresser in the morning?

Because the early bird gets a perm.

(I'll get my coat..)

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Equivalent_Squash
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Hair it is!
πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/00harman00
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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I'm starting to like my facial hair.

It's really growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackJesus36
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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My daughter's hair is so tangled and frustrating.

It's knotty

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonenigma
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a hair cut?

A barber queue

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Why do bees have sticky hair? /r/Jokes/comments/gb2p6q/…
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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I used Brylcreem this morning to slick back my hair like my father used to do. My wife asked me what I was doing.

I said, "I'm having a dad hair day."

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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I cut my own hair last week...

It was a bit too short and at first I didn't like it, but it's growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrpoolube
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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How do romans cut their hair?

With a pair of Caesars!

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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If Satan ever lost his hair

There would be hell Toupee.

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirstMandalore
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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People keep telling me to grow out my hair

I’ll have to mullet over

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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My brother wanted to stop getting his hair cut for 6 months, but now he doesn't want to get rid of his long hair anymore...

It really grew on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoOfEmYesterday
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Grandmother's hair sweater.

My mother just told me she was sending me a sweater made of my grandmother's hair. As if that isn't bothersome enough, she's also sending me the tool used to make it. Evidently, she expects my wife to make one as well, keeping with tradition.

"Mom," I said, "This is so awful. Please don't send me that stuff."

"But Ben," she says, "It's a family hair loom."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenTheGrey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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You know hair stylists don't make hourly?

They just get a cut from every head of hair

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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My girlfriend was talking to me about hair driers

Her: My other one is terrible, it takes forever to dry my hair. But this one doesn't suck.

Me: I sure hope not, it's a blow drier not a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Gingemaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Did you know it was against the law to let your long hair to cross over into someone else's property?

Yeah, that is called tress-passing.

(Especially when your neighbor stresses over your tresses.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...

... it’s about to get ugly out there

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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So hair we are with a mythology pun
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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I found out my wife's hair stylist passed away, she asked me what happened.

She dyed.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I went and got some of my hair dyed blonde.

It was the highlight of my day.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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Why is just farting when you think you have to crap like a hair care product?

They're both sham-poo

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthwulf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What did the ingrown hair say?

Get me out of hair!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_Degen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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My son asked me to do his hair for a reggae party

I’m dreading it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TruthSeekingEye
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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My brother just made a new song about his hair.

It was a proper banger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeezBalls41
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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I never liked facial hair,

But then it grew on Me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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Hair today, gone tomorrow. (Stolen from r/tumblr)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domolord156
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Every time my wife gets her hair coloured at the hairdresser’s, she records it on her phone.

I think she watches the highlights later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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My mum used to wash my hair with lager...

Just found out I was fostered

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TruthSeekingEye
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Why is poofy hair a turn on?

Because it’s an afro-disiac...

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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My mate Dave told me he’s started shaving his head to hide his thinning hair.

I think it’s a pretty bald strategy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleboypunder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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I instantly regretted getting my hair cut short.

But I'll admit, it's starting to grow on me.

πŸ‘︎ 33
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ubadishnard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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I tried to tell me wife about a dream I had where I was weaving the hair of the Philadelphia Flyer's mascot into intricate braids...

She was disgusted, and told me she didn't want the Knit-ty Gritty details.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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There’s a hair dryer in my shower
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHoneyPot96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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My hair only grows in One Direction.

That doesn't leave me with many Hairy Styles.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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My friend asked me to sort his hair out for a reggae themed party

I’m dreading it.

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Me: I'm going to grow out the hair on my upper lip, then shave it, put it in a box, and hide that box.

Wife: Why...?

Me: It's going to be my secret stash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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I saw something in the tub and thought the cat took a crap in there, but he just knocked over some of my wife’s hair care products.

It was a shampoop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fungiinmygarden
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".

That is how I got my MΓΆtley CrΓΌe cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I got my hair cut last week. I thought it was too short at the time...

... But now it's growing on me.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?

Mutton chops.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wodaji
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

He conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyber_SpacePirate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Saw this sign in front of a hair salon and it made me laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NefariousTyke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut?

A Barbercue!

πŸ‘︎ 35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stand_Defiant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair?

Wife: Michael, I’m over here!

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Do you know Jesus? Long hair, crown of thorns, died for our sins?

That description nails him to a t

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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How did Pavlov get such great hair?

He conditioned it

πŸ‘︎ 716
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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If Satan ever lost his hair

There would be Hell toupee.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

πŸ‘︎ 530
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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I used to hate facial hair but it grew on me
πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_coolaid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

He conditioned it

πŸ‘︎ 85
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

πŸ‘︎ 21k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I used to hate facial hair but then...

It grew on me

πŸ‘︎ 41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I used to hate facial hair but it grew on me
πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj_arora_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
🚨︎ report
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

πŸ‘︎ 32
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeahChristopher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

πŸ‘︎ 7k
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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If Satan ever lost his hair

There would be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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If Satan lost his hair

There would be hell toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Saying
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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