Bristle Puns

A list of puns related to "Bristle"

I heard that people used to brush their teeth with pig bristles...

...but I think that's hogwash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mechaxis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2013
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Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.

I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.

β€œExcuse me,” I said, β€œI couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”

They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, β€œIt’s Wales!”

β€œNo offense intended,” I replied. β€œPlease allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schoonerw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Saying
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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