A list of puns related to "Brushes"
Comb down
Pesto:)
A Honeycomb.
Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".
Me, eyebrow raised: βAnd why is that sweetheart?β
Her: βBecause mine has a crack in it!β
I actually laughed. I donβt really know where she heard the joke or if she even knows why itβs funny, but itβs a good start to the day.
Proud dad moment.
I said, βThatβs a sweeping generalization.β
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
... that you brush your teeth with straight, undiluted corn syrup.
We all have our floss.
Turns out, theyβre all bark and no bite.
And the dentist thinks my hair is lovely
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
Me: Isnβt that.....a sweeping generalization?
...just wait until bed time, Oral-B revealed.
He just canβt part with it.
My five year old daughter had a blue colored sucker before bed. As I was brushing her teeth, I noticed they were a bit discolored.
βHey! Youβve got Bluetooth!β I said.
Daughter: What are summer teeth?
Me: Well. Summer there. But some ain't.
I'm crestfallen.
Two-th dirty
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
He puts his pajamazon
Anyone else would of called it a teethbrush.
Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!
She's a comb raider.
"I over swept"
Let me just say...they weren't too bright.
He got valhallatosis.
It's safe to say I'm going back to toilet paper.
He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.
My oldest this morning as he brushed by me on the way to the bathroom:
βI have to take a peeβ
Me:
βWhy donβt you leave one instead?β
The look I got: βπ€¨β
You get an anal cavity!
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If you don't, you might get gingervitus
I adopted a Laissez-hair policy
This is fine.
The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:
Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.
The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.
Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.
The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.
Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.
The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.
Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.
Just don't try to start something....
My wife was helping brush my sons teeth when he turned his head and she accidentally got tooth paste on his nose. He looked into the mirror and said excitedly, "Mom, I look like I'm Bluedolph the reindeer". I knew there was more than one reason I keep this kid around.
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