Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Did you hear about the guy who had 12 plastic horses up his butt?

Doctor's reported his condition as stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smusac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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A bell curve walked into a plastic surgeon's office and said "Doctor, I don't like the way I look"

And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who makes comics out of tiny colourful plastic discs?

He is a sequintial artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedd-the-Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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It used to be taboo to talk about plastic surgery.

Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Always being asked why I'm holding two plastic drinking cups.

My answer is always the same: Because.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capedpotatoes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What Kind Of Plastic Does A Clown Use?

Sillycone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What kind of bees are made of plastic?

Frisbees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?

C4 yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboredpastor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...

"C4 yourself".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theboredpastor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What's the difference between a sneaky alcoholic and a clumsy plastic surgeon?

One takes a nip of the tipple, the other takes the tip off a nipple.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Just get plastic surgery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiresideLamb961
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I've just got a job making plastic Draculas

But there are only two of us on the production line.

So I have to make every second Count!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I’m thinking about opening a plastic surgery center

I will call it β€œPick Your Nose”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speek_ez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous.

I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Son: "Do you want the wooden one or the plastic one?"

Dad: *Getting into row boat* "either oar"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vdi_king
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!

Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why can't you surprise plastic containers?

They are top aware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andrama
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his butt.

The doctors described his condition as stable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealWingnut
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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They said plastic is bad for nature

That's why I used it indoors

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.

I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massivevivid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.

I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Plastic fantastic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/learjet2014
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I don't like having to decide between paper or plastic.

Why can't baggers be choosers?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Paper based puns for a project about turning paper into plastics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red_nl98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?

Because he just couldn’t Lego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his arse

The doctor said his condition was stable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegaderis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside him

The doctor described his condition as stable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickmartingt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Plastic surgery v.redd.it/v8n2abhippd41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senumitten
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I cannot and will not ever use a plastic knife in any situation

It never makes the cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beebeepsheep
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida.....

are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSEiGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Why don't people, who constantly step on Plastic toy brick, just

LEGO of the pain?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I'm glad I didn't go with my awkward girlfriend for her plastic surgery consultation...

She picked her nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I got yelled at for using plastic.

It was the last straw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amazorman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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GROCERY STORE CHECKER: "Paper or plastic?" DAD: "Either, I’m bisacktual.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshleyJack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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Tho my friends plastic surgery went horribly wrong...

He's keeping his chins up.

/edits: rephrasing and pluralization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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So we gonna kill fish to make bioplastics, so that fish don't die eating regular plastics. Somethings fishy about this whole thing. youtu.be/AHKaChoCDW8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DimLight95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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A plastic bucket vs. a metal bucket . . .

Pails in comparison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items

I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoS42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I broke my fork. It went from plastic....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwakun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Remember when plastic surgery was taboo?

Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acromantulus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iateaps4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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