Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.
Did you hear about the guy who had 12 plastic horses up his butt?
Doctor's reported his condition as stable.
A bell curve walked into a plastic surgeon's office and said "Doctor, I don't like the way I look"
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
Did you hear about the guy who makes comics out of tiny colourful plastic discs?
He is a sequintial artist.
Always being asked why I'm holding two plastic drinking cups.
My answer is always the same: Because.
What Kind Of Plastic Does A Clown Use?
What kind of bees are made of plastic?
So you don't believe that I sell plastic explosives?
The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...
What's the difference between a sneaky alcoholic and a clumsy plastic surgeon?
One takes a nip of the tipple, the other takes the tip off a nipple.
I've just got a job making plastic Draculas
But there are only two of us on the production line.
So I have to make every second Count!
I’m thinking about opening a plastic surgery center
I will call it “Pick Your Nose”
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous.
I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed
Son: "Do you want the wooden one or the plastic one?"
Dad: *Getting into row boat* "either oar"
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
Why can't you surprise plastic containers?
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his butt.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
They said plastic is bad for nature
That's why I used it indoors
At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.
I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.
I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.
I thought to myself, "Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!"
Paper based puns for a project about turning paper into plastics
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldn’t Lego.
A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his arse
The doctor said his condition was stable
I cannot and will not ever use a plastic knife in any situation
The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida.....
are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?
Why don't people, who constantly step on Plastic toy brick, just
I'm glad I didn't go with my awkward girlfriend for her plastic surgery consultation...
I got yelled at for using plastic.
GROCERY STORE CHECKER: "Paper or plastic?" DAD: "Either, I’m bisacktual.”
Tho my friends plastic surgery went horribly wrong...
He's keeping his chins up.
/edits: rephrasing and pluralization.
So we gonna kill fish to make bioplastics, so that fish don't die eating regular plastics. Somethings fishy about this whole thing.
youtu.be/AHKaChoCDW8
A plastic bucket vs. a metal bucket . . .
I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
I broke my fork. It went from plastic....
It used to be taboo to talk about plastic surgery.
Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
I don't like having to decide between paper or plastic.
Why can't baggers be choosers?
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside him
The doctor described his condition as stable!
Remember when plastic surgery was taboo?
Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
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