Plastic Surgery Puns

..no one even raises an eyebrow.

I see a lot of new faces here today!!

I will call it “Pick Your Nose”

I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.

I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed

She picked her nose.

He's keeping his chins up.

/edits: rephrasing and pluralization.

She looked really good afterworts

A handjob. (Sorry for my shitty grammar)

... but nowadays, when someone gets Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow!

Right now, I'm on the pre-face part.

My wife and I had dinner with a plastic surgeon friend. He told us about a time when he had to spend 10 hours re-attaching someone's hand that had been clean severed at the wrist.

I told him, "When it was done, did you tell the patient that you were glad you could lend a hand?"

They gave him a very nice piece of ass.

A remodel.

Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.

Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.

Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

I see a few new faces and must say im very dissapointed

I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm disappointed.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say that I'm disappointed.

I see a lot of new faces in the room

I'm seeing a lot of new faces here in the crowd this week and I have to say I am very disappointed.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed

Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

I see a lot of new faces here today.

Now when you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow...

Now there's Botox and no one lifts an eyebrow

I saw a lot of new faces there.

And nobody raises an eyebrow.

No one even raises an eyebrow

I see we have a lot of new faces this week.

Nowadays if you talk about botox nobody raises an eyebrow.

and boy, did I see a lot of new faces!

Mention Botox and nobody raises and eyebrow.

Nowadays if you talk about Botox nobody raises an eyebrow

I see alot of new faces today.