Plastic surgery Puns

..no one even raises an eyebrow.

The look on my face was priceless

I see a lot of new faces here today!!

I will call it “Pick Your Nose”

I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.

I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed

She picked her nose.

He's keeping his chins up.

/edits: rephrasing and pluralization.

She looked really good afterworts

A handjob. (Sorry for my shitty grammar)

... but nowadays, when someone gets Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow!

Right now, I'm on the pre-face part.

My wife and I had dinner with a plastic surgeon friend. He told us about a time when he had to spend 10 hours re-attaching someone's hand that had been clean severed at the wrist.

I told him, "When it was done, did you tell the patient that you were glad you could lend a hand?"

They gave him a very nice piece of ass.

A remodel.

Now if you mention Botox, nobody even raises an eyebrow

Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.

Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.

Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.

I see a few new faces and must say im very dissapointed

I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm disappointed.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say that I'm disappointed.

I see a lot of new faces in the room

I'm seeing a lot of new faces here in the crowd this week and I have to say I am very disappointed.

I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed

Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

I see a lot of new faces here today.

Now when you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow...

Now there's Botox and no one lifts an eyebrow

I saw a lot of new faces there.

And nobody raises an eyebrow.

No one even raises an eyebrow

I see we have a lot of new faces this week.

Nowadays if you talk about botox nobody raises an eyebrow.

and boy, did I see a lot of new faces!

Nowadays if you talk about Botox nobody raises an eyebrow

Mention Botox and nobody raises and eyebrow.

I see alot of new faces today.