My friend just had rhinoplasty...

She paid through the nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I just watched a TED talk by a rhinoplasty surgeon

It was good, but the title was a little on the nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connectikatie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What plants are most commonly seen in Rhinoplasty offices?

Schnauze berry trees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wyllyam1111
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I want to have rhinoplasty

It's the only way my wife will let me spend an hour picking my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Pasta la Vista
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minimine35
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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What do you call an Italian coronavirus patient with a nose job?

Prison inmate #127833

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On a more serious note if you’re sick then self quarantine. You might end up fine but you could infect someone who ends up dying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsdatruetrue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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You know, people say they pick their nose

But I feel like I was just born with mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mychemhatepage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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My wife has a problem saying "No" to people...

One of her friends was giving her a mini-lecture about her inability to tell people no, and then gave her the caveat, "But you really need to choose your 'no's'..."

Me: "But of course, rhinoplasty is pretty pricey!"

Both of them: glare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pastorjeff2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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