The nose puns are amazing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Animefan777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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What do you call a person without a body or a nose?

Nobody noes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rakesh_ramu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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I wonder if she nose it or not...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seesakogoli
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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I have never picked my nose...

I always have had the one I was born with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rancherrick
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose

Nobody k-nose

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches

Cause then it'd be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavenlygazer21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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What do you call a person with no body and no nose??

NOBODY KNOWS!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shahoody24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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What do you call a persona with no body or no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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What do you call a person without a body or a nose.

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aryamanB0506
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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What did the devil say to the nose?

Lead a snot into temptation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bizzytone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealOlePedro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SouperDumb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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Why cant your nose be 12 inches long

Because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBigg00F
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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How do you stop a runny nose?

You break it's legs

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.

The doctor said: β€œI can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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Did you know you cannot breath through the nose while you're smiling?

Haha, I made you smile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/osman_uat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.

The doctor says: β€œI can tell right away that you’re not eating right”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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Did you know that it's impossible for a nose to be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathiasaurusRex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Have you guys ever wondered how a nose tastes?

It doesn’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aleccV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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How do you call a guy without a body and without a nose?

Nobody nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/venycriticame
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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where are noses made?

at the ol factory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeliverDaLiver
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ?

Because then it'd be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitHODL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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When you're kissin with your honey, and your nose starts getting runny, you may think it's funny

But it's snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Restless_Hippie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Did you hear about the gang consisting only of people with the running noses?

They’re called the Aller G’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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The song that my nose shit sings to my fingers when it's about to be flicked away youtube.com/watch?v=h2jvH…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanitizem8
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Cause then it would be a foot....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moratata
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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Why do ranchers have wrinkled noses?

Because they spend all day smelling that dairy-air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panoptic0n8
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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What do you call someone without a body or a nose?

Nobody nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Do u think if a British person heard an American person go β€œugh I have a bloody nose” they would think β€œwe all have noses you know”

Credit goes to my friend who made the joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBroseidon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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Nose jokes stink,

but eye jokes are corny, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigJuicy17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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What do you get when a pig picks its nose?

Hamboogers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanasimov
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Put some white gold in my nose tonight

Two ply charmin for my nose bleed. Never felt richer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobboLJ386
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Why can't a nose be longer than 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/23luc2345
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

No-body-knose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Dad, why did you pick your nose?

I didn’t, I was born with it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuck-Dieazel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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What do people call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeusAlmighty1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What’s the strongest muscle in your nose?

Your finger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vulcandrifter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What do you call an Italian coronavirus patient with a nose job?

Prison inmate #127833

β€”

On a more serious note if you’re sick then self quarantine. You might end up fine but you could infect someone who ends up dying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsdatruetrue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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What did the pig have in his nose?

A ham booger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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The teacher asked, "what does the nose fill with?" Jimmy answered, "boogers."

The teacher replied, "good but that's snot the answer I was looking for."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mist2214
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Why are noses in the middle of your face?

Because they’re the scenter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobleLionTower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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My dog has no nose

He smells awful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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I knew a guy who wore a hat with an extra long bill. He said it was to protect his nose from the sun. I asked him why is that?

He said....

No one likes a brown nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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i have four eyes, seven legs, three noses, and five ears. what am i?

ugly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CowSensei
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Why does Pinocchio grow his nose every time he sleeps?

Because he's always lying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Born2Pub
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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You can pick your friends or you can pick your nose...

but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barelysentient-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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It’s funny because the dog has a long nose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamisDum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Why doesn’t Voldemort have a nose?

Because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaBabybelle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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If a T-Rex slipped and broke its nose would it would need a dinoplasty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/assholebunny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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We have Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer On

My dad says "they never talk about Olive the other reindeer..."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Who nose
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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If God nose everything why did he forget voldemort😏
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tidduu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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My barrista friend turns up her nose at instant coffee.

She's quite sankamonious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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In a conversation with a coworker discussing lunch plans. I exhaled through my nose.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_eazy_life
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What do you call someone with nobody and no nose ?

No body nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathStroke217KS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drlsoccer08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nord-The-Axolotl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquarian9
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why is your nose is the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProGamer14719
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregapus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

nobody knows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bathroomword
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DellRecovery
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arege_arege
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it’s the scenter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmellor04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinoyDadInOman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

Nobody nose!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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How do you call someone with no body and a nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiikok
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olt44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Why is the nose in the middle of the face?

Because it's the scenter.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What do you call a guy with a nose but no body?

Nobody nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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What do you call a person with no body and no nose

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harlan1596
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because than it would be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GregWhatever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call a guy with no nose?

Nobody nose

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What do you call someone without a nose or body?

No body nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sue-aside
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bones82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphayolo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a man with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/black_suicide
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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