The nose puns are amazing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Animefan777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingfisher202103
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Your nose will never be 12 inches long

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremely_4getful
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Me: my nose has been running for days, I hope I’m not getting a cold

Wife: probably just allergies, the air is full of pollen

Me: I guess you could say I’m snotty by nature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fancyludwig
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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My dad had a piece of skin from his shoulder grafted to his nose today. I'm just glad he'll always have a shoulder to cry on.

I also told him "now you'll be able to put your nose up at someone and give them the cold shoulder at the same time"

He thought I was "very punny"

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Does your nose run? Do your feet smell?

You must be built upside down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGottaHandItToMe
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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How do astronauts blow their nose?

Easy, it's snot rocket science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTaxman_cometh
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham boogers.

I know, I know, snot funny.

-Edit- Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Where do they manufacture noses?

At the olfactory.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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What should you do if your nose goes on strike?

Picket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TKCZBW_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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What do you call an elephant with a stuffy nose?

Junk in the trunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauly_pasqually
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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My nose should join the olympics

It' really good at running

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My toddler keeps sticking that baby booger sucker in her nose...

She's got great aspirations.

No, really...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VAOkie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.

I still have to wear my underwear.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Why was the nose lying in the gutter?

It was off its face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race.

The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Kid shows me his Red Nose Robin

Kid: Look Dad it's Robin!

Me: What's he robbing 🀨

Kid: facepalm 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasNowtbut69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Nose jokes are boring

Eyes jokes are cornea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoondogGLOVER1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?

He was having problems with his sin(x)s

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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If I never learned to blow my nose…

My mother would have put the "stern" in sternutation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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If your nose bleeds easily then don't pick your nose

Or i'll catch you red-handed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streetdog2003
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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My nose is so oily

America had invaded it to "spread democracy " twice.

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Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?

He’s the one who can’t stop on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I'm making a new documentary about hay-fever, called 'My Nose.'

My Nose will be streaming soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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I'm always confused when I hear people say they pick their nose

I was born with mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FancyKiwi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?

Cuz then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makecents91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

It’s the scenter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What do you call a man with no nose and no body?

Nobody nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ms-Blue
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Becuase then it will be a foot :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hahahajeff
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trwyncudd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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Why can your nose not be 12 inches?

Cause then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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What do you get when you pick a pigs nose 🐽?

Ham boogers.

I know. I know...

Snot funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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How do you call someone with no body and no nose?

-Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aovl93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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How do you call someone with no body and a nose

Nobody-knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/le_kif420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Cuz then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doorgunner43
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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If your nose runs, and your feet smell

You were built upside down.

You’re welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lxzslm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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What do you call a nose with no body?

Nobody nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GREENHOWLER18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

No body nose

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?

Otherwise it will be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brionac07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makunahatata27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Why can't you have a 12 inch nose?

Then it's a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What do you call a person with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maidenHELL6669
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?

Nobody knows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PowerfulTour4204
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What do you call the nose on a bust?

No body nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anarchyinyourhead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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