What did the vampire say to his girlfriend as he nuzzled her bosom?

Fangs for the mammaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnay8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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The final four letters in the word β€œqueue” aren’t silent...

They’re just waiting their turn...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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I didn't think I was a dad, but I must be to come up with this one.

I was returning my friend's beanie which he left at my house. He was really happy to see it and started nuzzling it. I turned to him as we were walking and said: "What are you, friends with beanie-fits?!"

I was the only one to laugh, however I'm still proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaKanza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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