What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? (You know, snot...)
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I just watched a documentary on boogers and snot...
It was very engrossing! I guess I should have picked another topic to watch.
I wrote a bunch of dad jokes on tissue paper...
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
I've been building a lot of LEGO sets with my kids lately.
I'm happy to say I've been having an AFOL time!
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
I thought it was a booger
My nose should join the olympics
It' really good at running
How do astronauts blow their nose?
Easy, it's snot rocket science.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
What's green and flew over Germany?
Snot-zis
(One of my father's favorite's growing up)
Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?
Sneezed all over my toast.
Can’t believe it snot butter...
Have you heard Mariah Kleenex's big holiday single?
It's called "I Don't Want a Snot for Christmas"
I sneezed and my kids laughed
I yelled, "You think its funny, but it's snot."
(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Never been more proud
I Used to Have an affair with some mucous
Could say she was an old phlegm
How do you stop a runny nose?
Why does my nose produce so much mucus
My daughter asked me, "Dad, why is your nose in the middle of your face?"
I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter."
Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.
Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he “was not throwing away his snot”.
I found this on instagram
He wants a DNA test but deep down he NOSE thats his chid..
What did the pig have in his nose?
Booger Jokes
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a BOOGIE in it. I know, it’s SNOT a good joke.
I don't understand why people pick their noses...
I would tell a joke about boogers,
But I won't. It's SNOT funny at all!
The teacher asked, "what does the nose fill with?" Jimmy answered, "boogers."
The teacher replied, "good but that's snot the answer I was looking for."
Why do people have boogers?
Why ask me? it's snot my business
There's a new horror film out about a man that possessed people by sneezing.
It's based on achoo story.
What was Frosty doing in the Vegetable Aisle?
How do you make a napkin dance??
You put a little boogie in it
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose 🐽?
Ham boogers.
I know. I know...
Snot funny
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham-boogers!
I know, it snot funny.
You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
When you're kissin with your honey, and your nose starts getting runny, you may think it's funny
My daughter thinks it's funny to pick her nose
People think a runny nose is funny.
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