Snot what I expected
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantomlordpt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? (You know, snot...)

Kids won't eat broccoli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobthereddituser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisatlake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I just watched a documentary on boogers and snot...

It was very engrossing! I guess I should have picked another topic to watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I wrote a bunch of dad jokes on tissue paper...

They're all tare-able!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham boogers.

I know, I know, snot funny.

-Edit- Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I've been building a lot of LEGO sets with my kids lately.

I'm happy to say I've been having an AFOL time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YT_JRGRAND
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I thought it was a booger

But it's snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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My nose should join the olympics

It' really good at running

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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How do astronauts blow their nose?

Easy, it's snot rocket science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTaxman_cometh
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.

I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What's green and flew over Germany?

Snot-zis

(One of my father's favorite's growing up)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryMove
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Sneezed all over my toast.

Can’t believe it snot butter...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Have you heard Mariah Kleenex's big holiday single?

It's called "I Don't Want a Snot for Christmas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamugo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I sneezed and my kids laughed

I yelled, "You think its funny, but it's snot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it. Never been more proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nhockert23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I Used to Have an affair with some mucous

Could say she was an old phlegm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJAX214_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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How do you stop a runny nose?

You break it's legs

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Why does my nose produce so much mucus

It snot fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/litty_kitty73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My daughter asked me, "Dad, why is your nose in the middle of your face?"

I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Little-known fact about Alexander Hamilton: he was prone to holding on to his old handkerchiefs, even when they became used and soiled.

Whenever asked about this, he would boldly proclaim that he β€œwas not throwing away his snot”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hustler-Two
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I found this on instagram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greekpotato4444
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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He wants a DNA test but deep down he NOSE thats his chid..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BabaDoner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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What did the pig have in his nose?

A ham booger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Booger Jokes

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a BOOGIE in it. I know, it’s SNOT a good joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legit-Sonic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I don't understand why people pick their noses...

I was born with mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csd96
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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I would tell a joke about boogers,

But I won't. It's SNOT funny at all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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The teacher asked, "what does the nose fill with?" Jimmy answered, "boogers."

The teacher replied, "good but that's snot the answer I was looking for."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why do people have boogers?

Why ask me? it's snot my business

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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There's a new horror film out about a man that possessed people by sneezing.

It's based on achoo story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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What was Frosty doing in the Vegetable Aisle?

Picking his nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZayroReave
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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How do you make a napkin dance??

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_bookLiT_x
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What do you get when you pick a pigs nose 🐽?

Ham boogers.

I know. I know...

Snot funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?

Ham boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a boogie in it;)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LikeJayURock4180
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?

Because it’s the scenter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?

Ham-boogers!

I know, it snot funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureSpecial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose

But it's snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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When you're kissin with your honey, and your nose starts getting runny, you may think it's funny

But it's snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Restless_Hippie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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My daughter thinks it's funny to pick her nose

But it's snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajacksified
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2014
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People think a runny nose is funny.

But, it’s snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salvalconn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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