Why did the foot stink at telling jokes?
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οΈ Jan 08 2021
What do you call a guy who stinks at wordplay?
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οΈ Dec 13 2020
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
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οΈ Dec 15 2020
If you stink up another persons bathroom, youβre an asshole.
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οΈ Nov 03 2020
Like Dad always says, nose joke stink...
...but eye jokes are cornea.
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οΈ Nov 02 2020
WHY DOES IT STINK IN PENNYWISE'S HOME TOWN?
Because of the Derry Air...
My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.
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οΈ Sep 05 2020
Why do Australian doll shops stink of fish?
Because they keep throwing shrimp on the Barbie
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οΈ Sep 30 2020
Why does Piglet stink?
Because he's always playing with Pooh!
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οΈ May 12 2020
I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying βI know, it stinks.β
To which I responded βIt certainly will when you take it out.β I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.
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οΈ Jan 30 2020
Why did the pencil stink?
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οΈ May 01 2020
What do houses eat when their breath stinks?
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οΈ Mar 29 2020
How will you say a person that his breath stinks without hurting his feelings
I am bored let's drink mouthwash.
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οΈ Feb 25 2020
When a dad joke really stinks,
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οΈ Jan 26 2020
I lost my taekwondo match today but something stinks
I think it was the other guyβs martial farts.
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οΈ Jan 22 2020
The teacher said, "you're ugly and you breath stinks like ass" as he changed my exam grade from A to D.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
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οΈ Jan 09 2020
How did the gambler know his hand would stink?
Because he was holding the king of-hearts.
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οΈ Sep 13 2019
Why did the redneck only stink on one side?
Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.
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οΈ May 01 2019
Wii U that stinks!
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οΈ Oct 30 2018
My job at the toilet paper company really stinks
All they care about is the bottom line
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οΈ Nov 30 2018
What planet stinks?
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οΈ Apr 17 2019
Son- "I have a cold and it stinks."
Dad- "Usually when you have a cold you can't smell a thing!"
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οΈ Feb 26 2019
I just farted and my wife says it stinks really bad, but I can't smell it.
It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.
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οΈ Dec 03 2018
What's brown, stinks and sounds like a bell?
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οΈ Jan 30 2019
Why do some obese people stink?
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οΈ Jun 14 2018
My GF was trying to get rid of a stink bug in her apartment and said βbut what if I accidentally squish it while trying to get rid of it?β
I replied, βWell that would stink.β
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οΈ Jan 31 2019
Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too
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οΈ Dec 07 2018
Why does it stink in the Oval Office?
Because Trump loves Putin.
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οΈ Dec 18 2017
It really stinks when
You have to fart in public.
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οΈ Oct 23 2017
This joke stinks buy my response will be great.
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οΈ Apr 09 2015
How many skunks does it take to stink up a room?
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οΈ Jan 04 2015
What smells worse than a stink bug?
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οΈ Apr 26 2015
A dad joke that totally stinks
My daughter, sitting in the passenger seat: I think I know what's causing that rattling sound in the car. It's this bottle of perfume.
Me: That makes sense.
Daughter: Oh, daaaaad.
Me: Huh?
Daughter: Y'know, scents.
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οΈ Feb 14 2014
On why feet stink, according to my father...
they grow out of your ass, of course.
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οΈ Oct 27 2013
That joke stinks!
Two thirds of a pun...P-U!
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οΈ Oct 17 2013
Nose jokes stink,
but eye jokes are corny, eh?
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οΈ Jan 21 2020
Why does piglet stink?
Because it plays with pooh
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οΈ Jan 17 2020
What do you call a dad joke that really stinks?
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οΈ Apr 21 2017
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