hey guys!
I am wiriting an introduction about bacteria, which are responsible of axillary odor formation. for a better understanding I need acces to this paper: http://www.springerlink.com/content/ukx23576708432j0/
thanks!
I just gotta say that I have created more than 60 working and interesting custom characters, so I know what I’m talking about here.
Malodourous acts like a fusion of antisocial and suspicious, EXPECT IT HIS A STRAIGHT UPGRADE, let me explain: negative traits give negative points so you have more points to spend in good traits, items, stats etc, but they give less negative points than you would expect, for example Nimble Fingers is a trait that makes you do certain things faster but cost two points while Poor Hand-Eye Coordination makes you do those things slower but only gives -1 points, this is actually good because it balances the custom characters very well, expect when it doesn’t, Antisocial does not allow you to have followers giving you -3 and Suspicious makes property owners be annoyed at you giving -3 points, Malodourous makes nonhuman people unable to enter your party and property owners annoyed giving you -6 points, so not only does give the same value, it still allow you to get followers (like gorillas) including ones that are your own custom characters that you can create with items and such, it takes up one less trait slot which is sometimes very important and it allows you to take traits like Army of Five, the only drawback is that you can’t remove it for money if you aren’t using the No Limits mutator but I still think is too strong, it really bothers me that other fusion traits like scumbag slaughterer are way worse than its base trait but malodourous is almost a straight upgrade, I think just changing the cost of it to -5 is a pretty good change, I have tons of characters with it because its so good but it’s gotta be done(malodourous would still be way better in every scenario than wanted so make wanted -6 points, because a character with followers which is enemies with the police is not very good).
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
I have been instructed by my psychologist, Dr Goodwin, to at least share my experience with a stranger. He says it’ll help alleviate the urge to cut; he says it’ll help to alleviate the suicidal thoughts. I’m never confident enough to open up to friends and family, the idea of being vulnerable in front of loved ones is just insufferable. I’m always afraid that they’ll think I’m crazy. It’s bad enough that Dr Goodwin doesn’t believe me. He thinks that my bottled emotions had gotten the better of me which caused a psychotic and hallucinogenic episode. The constant compounding of stress, sleepless nights and a failing marriage must’ve all taken its toll on that night, he thinks. But I don’t care what you think nor what you say. I just need to share my trauma; I just need to get it out of my soul once and for all. So I suppose the internet will do, so I suppose you’ll have to do. But I do warn, however. What I’m about to write is something… unearthly. It’s as if H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe and Stephen King all got together to create the magnum opus of horror. For those who have weak stomachs and or weak hearts, I highly discourage you from reading my experience on Route 66. Please, heed my warning. And also heed the following: do not travel on Route 66 between 1 am - 3 am. If you do, you best pray for a quick death for being alive to tell the tale is a fate worse than death.
‘God, I thank you for this blessed burger that I’m about to devour whole. Amen’. The smell of my beef burger with sriracha mayo transformed my mouth into that of a water fountain. I first stuffed my face with a handful of chips, then I went in for the burger kill. Like a tiger sinks his teeth into his prey, I chomped down fast and hard. In my imagination, the ketchup and radish that squeezed out made my plate look like the leftovers from a bloodied feast. In my awe and satisfaction of the divine taste, I glanced around the diner and noticed just how bland and soulless it was: The white walls, grey-tiled flooring and mustardy-coloured ceiling rescinded any sense of jovialness within the joint. The tables and chairs didn’t give any justice, either. Organised into two rows, the pearly steel chairs and brown tables looked incongruent against the black booths that were alongside the windowed wall. And the singing mechanical bass that hung above the entrance was a poor excuse to add atmosphere. This place would be a perfect backdrop for a wedding, I thought. The diner itself wasn’t that m
... keep reading on reddit ➡For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
When I got home, they were still there.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
It was about a weak back.
