I'm not saying your perfume is too strong.

I'm just saying the Canary was alive when you got here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.

It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Do you know why perfume sales are down?

Because they mask our smell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wardsmith_82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Never use tap water as a perfume.

It doesn't make any scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?

Eau de colon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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How many bottles of each perfume will it take to completely fill one shelf?

100%

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Did you know the Hindenburg was carrying a shipment of perfume?

It was carrying several cases of Eau de Humanity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klopford
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they’re ugly and they stink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radarluv
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I don't like strong perfumes...

I guess I'm inscentsitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.

But it just made scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?

whispers I think it's becoming scentient

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigshotstorm43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes???

It doesn’t make any scents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TACKYTUESDAY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Elon musk should start a cologne and perfume company

he should call it "The Elon Musk"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanaanRS
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.

She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What was Harry Carey’s favorite perfume?

Eau for the long one!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing?

I think it's total non scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?

They are not making any scents πŸ‘ƒπŸΌ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rapswell
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...

That was classic Colognialism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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A perfume salesman was trying to sell me a bunch of odorless cologne.

I thought it was total non scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What must a witty perfume have?

Scents of humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agbuenispogi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call an 18th century bottle of perfume from America

A colongneial

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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The perfume was very cheap.

It's price was (in cents)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hellz_Guardian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My Indian friend invented perfume made out of flat bread...

He calls it Naan Scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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A man went to trial for hiding in a perfume bottle.

He was found in-a-scent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghosttwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Did you hear that the founder of SpaceX is launching his own perfume brand?

Elon's Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/forcoen69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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My wife is mad at me because I couldn’t tell she was wearing a new perfume. Really?

It just doesn’t make any scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigjuicymelons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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My wife is really pissed that I spent a lot of money to buy a make your own perfume kit.

But it just made scents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?

They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I’m not sure why my friend quit his perfume making business and started hoarding old paintings.

He’s got more Monet than scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I cant stand perfume commercials

They don't make any scents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me-no-smart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.

It’s called the Weather Chanel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smam30
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances

They said it smells like Foul Play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riptide747
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call it when a Doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?

A cologne-oscopy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justjdawg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?

Eau de too late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AhmadRK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Perfume companies tend to get wrongly accused of laundering money.

But their business is in a scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazymanfish90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Son, if a girl tells you a perfume is unisex, it’s probably still too feminine to wear. If YOU tell her the perfume is unisex, well...

Youneedsex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Detharatsh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I wanted to make some money creating perfumes

But I only made a few scents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melvinman27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Did you hear about the perfume thief?

He was convicted of fragrancy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulinoG13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What do you call a rapper that makes lots of perfumes?

50 scents

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Do perfumes expire?

In essence, they do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simonsini
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?

Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mondonodo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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There's a great documentary on tv tonight about perfume.

It's on Chanel No 5

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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