I'm not saying your perfume is too strong.
I'm just saying the Canary was alive when you got here.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
Do you know why perfume sales are down?
Because they mask our smell.
Never use tap water as a perfume.
It doesn't make any scents.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier
How many bottles of each perfume will it take to completely fill one shelf?
Did you know the Hindenburg was carrying a shipment of perfume?
It was carrying several cases of Eau de Humanity.
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they’re ugly and they stink.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
whispers I think it's becoming scentient
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes???
It doesn’t make any scents
Elon musk should start a cologne and perfume company
he should call it "The Elon Musk"
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
What was Harry Carey’s favorite perfume?
Did you hear about the perfume that smells of nothing?
I think it's total non scents.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents 👃🏼
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism
A perfume salesman was trying to sell me a bunch of odorless cologne.
I thought it was total non scents.
What must a witty perfume have?
What do you call an 18th century bottle of perfume from America
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was (in cents)
My Indian friend invented perfume made out of flat bread...
A man went to trial for hiding in a perfume bottle.
Did you hear that the founder of SpaceX is launching his own perfume brand?
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
My wife is mad at me because I couldn’t tell she was wearing a new perfume. Really?
It just doesn’t make any scents.
My wife is really pissed that I spent a lot of money to buy a make your own perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
I’m not sure why my friend quit his perfume making business and started hoarding old paintings.
He’s got more Monet than scents.
I cant stand perfume commercials
They don't make any scents
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances
They said it smells like Foul Play
What do you call it when a Doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Perfume companies tend to get wrongly accused of laundering money.
But their business is in a scent
Son, if a girl tells you a perfume is unisex, it’s probably still too feminine to wear. If YOU tell her the perfume is unisex, well...
I wanted to make some money creating perfumes
But I only made a few scents
Did you hear about the perfume thief?
He was convicted of fragrancy
What do you call a rapper that makes lots of perfumes?
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
There's a great documentary on tv tonight about perfume.