Rose Water Puns

A list of puns related to "Rose Water"

I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...

I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks…

…because the other is a buoy ant

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👤︎ u/mc1nc4
📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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Where did the witchy drones head to as the flood waters rose?

The ark of the coven ant.

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👤︎ u/sandysingssongs
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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Watching Titanic When My Dad Hit Us With This One

Jack is dead, floating in the water, holding on to Rose's hand

Rose: sobbing I'll never let go Jack. I'll never let go.

Lets go of dead Jack's hand

Dad: Well he had a death grip on her, didn't she??

Since we support even all of my father's jokes, we actually laughed.

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👤︎ u/23baseball3
📅︎ Dec 12 2015
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