A list of puns related to "Dropped"
Now it's ground beef.
My son dropped and broke his violin
But I fixed it with some cellotape.
It Baroque.
B-Flat
Crestfallen.
She would have had a cow.
No noose is good noose.
T'was a traffic jam.
Budd-a Ching!
My mother FaceTimed me so I could show her my sister and her baby
I went into my sister's room and said, "Hey mom wants to see you. Can you say a quick hello?"
Sister: Sure but just for a minute, I'm exhausted.
BIL, without dropping a beat: Hi exhausted, I'm a new dad!
Old but gold
Nah, it’s just water under the fridge.
I scream
I called for the janitor and told him it was kind of a big dill
My 4 year old said “mummy, you’ve pee’d on the floor”
Needless to say I was in stitches.
AU!
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
Bison
That's bologna!
Good thing it was only a drill!
Dad: Have I ever told you that story about my dad?
Me: Which one?
Dad: The only dad I have!
He texted me to warn me that it was an old school, analog wok, not an Ewok.
How do you know if a man is ticklish? Just take 1 test-tickle.
Now it's syncing
It’s a really shitty time now
I was seeing stars all night.
It's just water under the fridge.
Wet
Comment below if you’d like to see photos of my faux toes.
Mitosis!
So there were 6 of us...
With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)
There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".
Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"
The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.
Best day of my comedic life
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-
I was Crest-fallen.
It was gut wrenching.
I said it's now called a tofloorkey
She will be mist.
Well done, me, well done.
We're celebrating my daughter's 4th birthday party today. She puts her giant number 4 balloon on her head, turns to me and says "Look daddy, it's a four-head!"
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
Naw, it’s just water under the fridge.
Bison
Au!
It’s syncing.
BISON.
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