A friend told me that the ball drop was a minute late
The ball was dropped at the ball drop.
Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve
He certainly has plenty of experience
What happens when you drop a steak on the floor?
Meetball with the mic drop!
I just saw my wife trip over and drop the basket of clothes she just ironed.
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
My cell signal always drops when I work the front desk at work and I can't get calls.
Why did the tree drop out of school?
He kept failing twigonometry.
Just wait until you hit the drop
I showed my friend my pond, including the best fishing spots and the place where the bank drops off...
I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...
What did the oak tree drop?
I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.
An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."
Friend: Wow! What kind is it?
Old man: quarter past 2.
How long until the penny drops on this shocker
"Did you just stand there watching me fall and drop all the laundry?"
"Yes, I watched it all unfold"
Felt the knead to drop a hot pun on my wife
I was making some nachos for breakfast when a drop fell on the floor.
I said to myself, "Guess you could say I cheesed it."
What happens when you drop a duck egg on the ground?
Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops
Because there's a Colt snap!
What happens when a beatboxer drops the beat?
My wife drops me off in front of a restaurant in our Land Rover. Another patron notices the car and says, “That must have been an expensive uber.”
To which I replied: “tell me about it. I’ve been with her for 20 years.”
If you drop 1000ml of rubbish on the pavement you're litreing
I told my wife not to drop the lettuce, but she did anyway.
Friend: *drops asparagus on the floor* Me: good thing we’ve got a spare I guess
When you drop a lightbulb in the trash can . . .
In the summer, I earn money by sprinkling tiny drops of water every morning on the front yards of rich people.
I don’t earn much, but I make dew.
On my first day as undertaker, I managed to drop the coffin as I was loading it onto the car.
My boss was supportive and told me I just had to rehearse it.
You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round!
Dad: so at the ball drop we all have to put our left leg in the air
Me: why
Dad: so we can start the new year on the right foot!
Me: why are you the way that you are
What did Jesus drop into the toilet?
You ever drop a real big fart, and it makes all of the people in your vicinity laugh really hard?
That's a great scents of humor.
Did you hear they are trying to get Barbara Walters to host the New Years Eve ball drop?
We will bring in the New Year with "I am Barbara Walters and this is 2020"
Why was the little ink drop crying?
Because his mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
Watching the ball drop is a reminder of what I did all last year
Was talking to my wife about heading to the local fire hall for their charity Christmas tree drop-off and chipping...
Me: "Do you know if they are rejecting any trees at the firehall this year?"
Wife: "No...? I haven't heard anything"
Me: "I guess they still have an o-PINE door policy!"
Wife: "I hate you so much right now"
What will happen if you drop a kitchen in the ocean?
If you drop your watch in the toilet,
you’re going to have a crappy time.
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.
Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.
How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....
What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach?
I just watched my wife trip and drop the pile of clothes she just ironed.
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.
Soon it will be water under the fridge.
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