(OC) What's it called when a Scandinavian falls off a cliff into the sea?
There’s two morons on a boat. One of the morons is larger. The larger moron falls off. Why?
The little one was a little more on.
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
If you fell off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
Because it didn't see the ewe turn.
As the bears ripen, they become heavier and eventually fall off 😁
How do you fall off of a twenty foot (about 6m) ladder without getting hurt?
Don't climb any higher than the first rung.
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
What do you call a man who falls off a rocky ledge but holds on long enough to
Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if your being formal.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing
She had no arms
- The joke was originally told by Ricky Gervais, thought it was very funny
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
What would happen if a dice would fall off a cliff?
Why did the money fall off the tree ?
Two snares drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
Why did the wheels fall off the car?
What do Norwegians say when they fall off a Fjord?
Where do you take a dog when it’s tail falls off?
A father and his son are on a roof, the father falls off but the kid stays on, why?
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
I l8ve telling Flat Earthers to fall off already
But they will never get around to it
500 bricks on an airplane and one falls off. How many are left?
((To be played back and forth with a friend as questions and answers))
[499.]
What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
[1. Open door. 2. Put elephant in. 3. Close door.]
What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
[1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Put giraffe in. 4. Close door.]
All the animals attend a birthday party for the king of the jungle, except one. Who didn’t attend?
[The giraffe. He’s still in the refrigerator.]
A girl swims across an alligator infested river, but safely makes it to the other side. How was that possible?
[All the alligators were at the birthday party.]
The girls still dies though, how come?
[The one brick from the airplane fell on her head.]
A once saw a hawk fall off a branch.
Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...
So I told my son to make sure the counter was flat so nothing would fall off.
I went to double check his work and he was wrong on so many levels
Did you know that if you poured salt on a cat's tail it will fall off?
It's true! And if you pour pepper on a cat's tail, the pepper will also fall off.
(I made that joke up when I was 10 and had to wait another 25 years to become a dad to tell it.)
Oh its really gonna be a hell of a view when you fall off
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock knock who's there
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
because she has no arms.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?
He was a little "more on."
A sheep, drum, and snake fall off a cliff
A Sheep, Drum, and Snake fall off a cliff.
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms..
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff.
Why do divers always fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.
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