I had to unclog my sink today.
I found it to be very draining.
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
Why don’t Satanic boats ever sink?
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…
No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.
He was told there was a leak under the sink
I think my sink is a little clogged
What should you do if there's a sink knocking on your door?
I purchased a new kitchen sink and the delivery man never told me he left in on my doorstep. Sat there all day
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?
It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
Why do ships and boats sink all the time?
Because they don't know how to swim
I told my mother-in-law there's a leek in her sink.
If YOU’RE cold, THEY’RE cold. Let that sink in
People always say "let that sink in"
But there is never a sink at the door
Let this sink in.
My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...
They finally kicked him out of the theater.
"It's sink or swim." As my dad always said.
Lovely man, terrible lifeguard.
A kitchen sink that treats you right?
In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.
My family was doing the dinner dishes together and our mum was washing the dishes in the sink. She asked “could you guys load the dishwasher please?”
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.
My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said “What? Am I grounded?”
I'd never seen a walking sink before
I shouldn't have put those wooden shoes in sink.
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
There is a really serious leek under my sink
There’s a serious leak under the sink
Quality pun found in almost every sink across America
In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
My sink’s disposal system is called the insinkerator
An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink..
Lettuce have a moment of silence.
I may not be a dad, but what do I do everytime I go to the sink cupboard in the kitchen?
I sing: "Under the Sink (Under the Sink)!" Even in a poor slightly Jamaican accent...
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
Putting away groceries, I noticed there were some ants crawling in our sink.
Me (showing it to my girlfriend): What kind of ant do you think this is?
My gf (shrugging): Idunno.
Me (placing the ant on a pear): Well, it's a pear ant to me. . .
My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink
No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
What should you do if there's a sink at your door?
How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....
There’s a sink at your front door.