I think my sink is a little clogged
If YOU’RE cold, THEY’RE cold. Let that sink in
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
What should you do if there's a sink at your door?
My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...
They finally kicked him out of the theater.
"It's sink or swim." As my dad always said.
Lovely man, terrible lifeguard.
Let this sink in.
My dad stole water from the sink.
In other words, he mugged it.
A kitchen sink that treats you right?
My family was doing the dinner dishes together and our mum was washing the dishes in the sink. She asked “could you guys load the dishwasher please?”
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.
My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said “What? Am I grounded?”
In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.
I'd never seen a walking sink before
I shouldn't have put those wooden shoes in sink.
How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....
There is a really serious leek under my sink
There’s a sink at your front door.
An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink..
Lettuce have a moment of silence.
I may not be a dad, but what do I do everytime I go to the sink cupboard in the kitchen?
I sing: "Under the Sink (Under the Sink)!" Even in a poor slightly Jamaican accent...
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.
No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater.
Quality pun found in almost every sink across America
Putting away groceries, I noticed there were some ants crawling in our sink.
Me (showing it to my girlfriend): What kind of ant do you think this is?
My gf (shrugging): Idunno.
Me (placing the ant on a pear): Well, it's a pear ant to me. . .
In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
There’s a serious leak under the sink
My sink’s disposal system is called the insinkerator
You can tell the sex of an ant if you gently place it on water. If it sinks it's a girl ant, if it floats it's a buoyant.
How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
My toothpaste fell off the brush and into the sink
Did you know some people have a quicksand fetish? Just let that sink in...
Looks like there is a serious leak under the sink....
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
This is a home. Let that sink in.
A business doomed to sink
You can tell the sex of ants by gently placing them on water. If they sink they are female, if not they're buoyant.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda Amanda who? A man da fix your sink!
No, get the sink outta here
We have an aggressive leak under the sink.