I think my sink is a little clogged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeacesOfTheWorld
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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If YOU’RE cold, THEY’RE cold. Let that sink in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarsBlackman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Let that sink in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregorybrad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...

Boy ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plap12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What should you do if there's a sink at your door?

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...

They finally kicked him out of the theater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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"It's sink or swim." As my dad always said.

Lovely man, terrible lifeguard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Let this sink in.

https://preview.redd.it/pbwsbl6lt8l51.jpg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3c98b9e778a49a7d6ff6fb32f503101f23e734

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeraphsEnvy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My dad stole water from the sink.

In other words, he mugged it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrendyLepomis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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A kitchen sink that treats you right?

That's a Farrah Fawcett.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My family was doing the dinner dishes together and our mum was washing the dishes in the sink. She asked β€œcould you guys load the dishwasher please?”

So my dad brought her a glass of wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mossata
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.

Repeatedly shouting β€œLet that sink in!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciceromilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.

My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said β€œWhat? Am I grounded?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bambajon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Happy sink of the Mayo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/veknilero
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManosVanBoom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I'd never seen a walking sink before
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Let that sink in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WrongSmokes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I shouldn't have put those wooden shoes in sink.

Now it's clogged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manuel_f_p
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....

Buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loidz45
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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There is a really serious leek under my sink
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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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There’s a sink at your front door.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1cheesy1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Just let that sink in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuanGaff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink..

Lettuce have a moment of silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I may not be a dad, but what do I do everytime I go to the sink cupboard in the kitchen?

I sing: "Under the Sink (Under the Sink)!" Even in a poor slightly Jamaican accent...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dartis_X-UI
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.

I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.

No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Quality pun found in almost every sink across America
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonofthesolstice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Putting away groceries, I noticed there were some ants crawling in our sink.

Me (showing it to my girlfriend): What kind of ant do you think this is?

My gf (shrugging): Idunno.

Me (placing the ant on a pear): Well, it's a pear ant to me. . .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebardingreen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Betamax-86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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There’s a serious leak under the sink
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My sink’s disposal system is called the insinkerator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-piano-guy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Just let that sink in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CREEPONATER
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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You can tell the sex of an ant if you gently place it on water. If it sinks it's a girl ant, if it floats it's a buoyant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexgk91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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How do you sink a submarine full of fools?

You knock on the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarzan-loves-cats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My toothpaste fell off the brush and into the sink

I'm crestfallen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Let that sink in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Let that sink in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmizzo
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Did you know some people have a quicksand fetish? Just let that sink in...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Perfectly in sink.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xavier_Woods
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Looks like there is a serious leak under the sink....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.

See my boat listing in the paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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This is a home. Let that sink in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dullbananas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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A business doomed to sink
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevsterbooy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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You can tell the sex of ants by gently placing them on water. If they sink they are female, if not they're buoyant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexgk91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda Amanda who? A man da fix your sink!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panda2377
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Sinks can't open doors.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukethelogician
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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No, get the sink outta here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mammayeywyy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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We have an aggressive leak under the sink.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeddyDeNinja_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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