Sinkhole Puns

A list of puns related to "Sinkhole"

A sinkhole just opened up in our high Street.

The police are looking into it.

👍︎ 9
💬︎
👤︎ u/Kimenon001
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
🚨︎ report
Sinkhole. v.redd.it/rx8hqieqkp131
👍︎ 29
💬︎
👤︎ u/The_Big_Jenga
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?

Sinkhole de Mayo

👍︎ 851
💬︎
👤︎ u/danbertgilbs
📅︎ May 07 2016
🚨︎ report
Explained the cause of the FL sinkholes to my wife this morn.

Her - You know why all these houses are falling into the ground right? Me - of course! They're built on "Holy" ground.

groan....

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/JeF4y
📅︎ Nov 11 2014
🚨︎ report
Too late I realized the new jar of discount mayonnaise felt light. When I opened it up the pristine surface collapsed into a large air pocket.

Yes it was a sinkhole de mayo.

👍︎ 16
💬︎
👤︎ u/JazzboTN
📅︎ May 11 2018
🚨︎ report
Natural disasters can be fun too!

Back in May we were all watching a news report about sinkholes swallowing up houses and whatnot. Dad cheerfully goes, "Hey, it's sinkhole de Mayo!"

👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/edgarallenpotato
📅︎ Aug 20 2013
🚨︎ report
What do you call a sinkhole in May?

Sinkhole de Mayo

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/IamETtheAlien
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.