There was an old hermit who lived in a cave and walked a lot, but didn't have shoes. He also didn't have the greatest health and had really bad breath. They called him the:
Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.
Who Is The Ruler of Caves Underground?
The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...
The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.
Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..
They found himalayan in the ice..
What do you call a kid that searches for gold in a cave?
What do you call a cave man who takes forever to get anywhere?
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a cave?
I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
I thought the minecraft cave update was coming but...
I wanted to set up a bar inside of a cave but the police denied me access to
They said it was illegal to give alcohol to miners
My girlfriend had wanted to go exploring abandoned caves with me for years.
You're in a cave, faced by a lion, a bear and a jaguar, with a gun and one bullet. What do you do?
Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in the jaguar.
What do you call it when a stalagmite and a stalactites finally bump into each other in the center of a cave?
Why did the dock cave in?
What did the Neanderthal say when he fell into a cave?
You've grotto be kidding me.
Two cave men are hiding from a dinosaur in the bushes
Suddenly the dinosaur comes charging at them and they both flee. The first shouts "what kind of dinosaur IS that?"
The other responds "Hemustasaurus"
Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:
"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."
Elon Musk's engineers are helping with the Thai children in the cave.
What pants do you wear in a cave?
What does a cave always wear before a night out on the town?
What do you call a city which is built in a cave?
Three things bats consider before moving to a new cave.
Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation.
News reporter - "They have rescued and got all 12 of the young boys and their coach out of the caves"
Dad - "How did they get the coach down there?"
I heard stone cave paintings were done by children to piss off their parents ...
... so they are real. Cave trolls exist.
What do you call an eel that won't come out of its cave?
What do you call a cave man who doesn't know where he's going?