There was an old hermit who lived in a cave and walked a lot, but didn't have shoes. He also didn't have the greatest health and had really bad breath. They called him the:

Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l8rry394
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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Who Is The Ruler of Caves Underground?

SPELUNKING!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aoc970
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...

The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..

They found himalayan in the ice..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00ski5
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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What do you call a kid that searches for gold in a cave?

A minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinateUniverse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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What do you call a cave man who takes forever to get anywhere?

A meanderthal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ph0enixR3born
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a cave?

Camembert! Camembert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lez566
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I thought the minecraft cave update was coming but...

Nether mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UbikTheCarGuy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I wanted to set up a bar inside of a cave but the police denied me access to

They said it was illegal to give alcohol to miners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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My girlfriend had wanted to go exploring abandoned caves with me for years.

Finally, I caved in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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You're in a cave, faced by a lion, a bear and a jaguar, with a gun and one bullet. What do you do?

Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in the jaguar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What do you call it when a stalagmite and a stalactites finally bump into each other in the center of a cave?

A stala-fight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsterben
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Why did the dock cave in?

pier pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reachingnexus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What did the Neanderthal say when he fell into a cave?

You've grotto be kidding me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/globalklaus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Two cave men are hiding from a dinosaur in the bushes

Suddenly the dinosaur comes charging at them and they both flee. The first shouts "what kind of dinosaur IS that?" The other responds "Hemustasaurus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giblfiz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:

"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Elon Musk's engineers are helping with the Thai children in the cave.

They have a boring job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StamosLives
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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What pants do you wear in a cave?

Stalactights

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wendigo_feast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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What does a cave always wear before a night out on the town?

Stalagtights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What do you call a city which is built in a cave?

Density

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emulatorguy076
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Three things bats consider before moving to a new cave.

Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lxs_10
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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News reporter - "They have rescued and got all 12 of the young boys and their coach out of the caves"

Dad - "How did they get the coach down there?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13-Bastards
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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I heard stone cave paintings were done by children to piss off their parents ...

... so they are real. Cave trolls exist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoTomArrow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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What do you call an eel that won't come out of its cave?

A hikiko-moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fubo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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What do you call a cave man who doesn't know where he's going?

A Meanderthal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JWBS_Steam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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