What sort of music did cave men listen to?
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What kind of cheese will entice a bear out of a cave?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Some people exploared some caves of my family
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︎ Oct 14 2020
There was an old hermit who lived in a cave and walked a lot, but didn't have shoes. He also didn't have the greatest health and had really bad breath. They called him the:
Super Calloused Fragile Mystic Plagued with Halitosis.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Who Is The Ruler of Caves Underground?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..
They found himalayan in the ice..
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︎ May 25 2020
The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...
The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
What do you call a kid that searches for gold in a cave?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
What do you call a cave man who takes forever to get anywhere?
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︎ May 04 2020
I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
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︎ Sep 27 2019
My girlfriend had wanted to go exploring abandoned caves with me for years.
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︎ Aug 14 2019
You're in a cave, faced by a lion, a bear and a jaguar, with a gun and one bullet. What do you do?
Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in the jaguar.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What do you call it when a stalagmite and a stalactites finally bump into each other in the center of a cave?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Why did the dock cave in?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What did the Neanderthal say when he fell into a cave?
You've grotto be kidding me.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Two cave men are hiding from a dinosaur in the bushes
Suddenly the dinosaur comes charging at them and they both flee. The first shouts "what kind of dinosaur IS that?"
The other responds "Hemustasaurus"
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Elon Musk's engineers are helping with the Thai children in the cave.
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︎ Jul 06 2018
Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:
"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."
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︎ Dec 14 2018
What pants do you wear in a cave?
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︎ Sep 13 2018
What does a cave always wear before a night out on the town?
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︎ Sep 15 2018
What do you call a city which is built in a cave?
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︎ Aug 04 2018
Three things bats consider before moving to a new cave.
Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
News reporter - "They have rescued and got all 12 of the young boys and their coach out of the caves"
Dad - "How did they get the coach down there?"
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︎ Jul 10 2018
What do you call an eel that won't come out of its cave?
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︎ Feb 12 2014
What do you call a cave man who doesn't know where he's going?
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︎ Aug 07 2015
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a cave?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
I wanted to set up a bar inside of a cave but the police denied me access to
They said it was illegal to give alcohol to miners
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