“Look mom, no Hans!”
Ba-dum-tss
A fjordian slip
Tequila
TEQUILA
Just Klingon, I’ll go get help!
... but it was a bluff!
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
It was pushed.
Baa-dum-sss.
(Told by literally my dad)
Because it didn't see the ewe turn.
But it was for the grater good
I couldn't afjord it.
The ending just cracks me up!
Wow this is ledge ‘n dairy
Help! I'm in truffle.
It dice.
“Don’t look down!” said my friend above me.
So I started smiling.
Dick Van Dyke
"You'd be bluffin'!"
For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.
They're ledge-end-dairy.
It was sheer.
Doggone
Two landed on the ground and one landed in the water.
Badoom tshhhhhh!
“Im going to get to the bottom of this!”
It was an assisted shoe-icide
Ba-dum-tss
"BAA DUMM TSSSS"
“Ba-dumm-Tsss”
tequila
BA-DUMM-TSS
Ba dum tsch
ba dum tss
Baa dum tss!
Baa-Dumm-Tsssss
Tequila!
Baa dum hiss
"look mom no hans!"
Ba Dum Tss
