My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.

I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.

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I told my wife that I would never take her for granite.

Though, I probably would for marble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Taking Things 4 Granite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5LYNG3R
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite

Yeah, they were sham rocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Don’t take this igneous sediment for Granite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What music does Granite like?

Rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hrishic2327
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I installed the granite in the kitchen all by myself.

It was counterproductive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Geologists often take things for granite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwndabeer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring

Probably because he has lost his marble(s).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floorballouis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I take my countertops for granite -raccooneggs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sket-warrior
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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You shouldn’t take things for Granite, because nothing is set in stone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pasta-hobo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you

a counter fit bill?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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Our countertops are made of cement, but I always took it for granite.
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Ya know guys, today is a gneiss day, don’t take it for granite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhobbs62
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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There are just some signs in life you should take for Granite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanGyroscope
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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If we used igneous rock as currency we’d take everything for granite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/e_pilot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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What would you call the sun if it was made of granite and heavy metals?

A rock star...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_engine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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My wife and I were stuck behind a van advertising granite countertops.

Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.

Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoriousBadger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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These headstones are not to be taken for granite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arionhawk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandJA1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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A man that we all take for granite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolkittiez
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2013
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Granite Branch

So my friend got a job managing a branch for a granite company. And whilst telling my father he dadjoked me pretty hard.

Me: Ya he is managing a granite branch or something.

Dad: Well then, I was not aware that granite grew on trees...

Needless to say i wasn't expecting it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAllMightyGulb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2014
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