I tell myself take nothing for granite and be a little Boulder everyday.
What was the man who installs granite tops in Kitchens charge with?
I want to push you around, yeah I will. I want to push you down, yeah I will. I want to take you for granite, yeah yeah yeah...
Rob Thomas volunteers to help the wheel chair bound elderly remodel their kitchen.
My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
I told my wife that I would never take her for granite.
Though, I probably would for marble.
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
Please tell me the most obscure dad joke in your repertoire
Don’t take this igneous sediment for Granite
I installed the granite in the kitchen all by myself.
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
Geologists often take things for granite.
After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you
Why are geologists always grumpy?
Because people take their work for granite.
You shouldn’t take things for Granite, because nothing is set in stone
My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring
Probably because he has lost his marble(s).
Why did the geologist’s wife divorce him?
Because he took her for granite 😁
I take my countertops for granite -raccooneggs
Ya know guys, today is a gneiss day, don’t take it for granite.
My neighbour has had 45 concussions in the past few weeks.
He lives just a stone throw away.
Our countertops are made of cement, but I always took it for granite.
There are just some signs in life you should take for Granite
My wife and I were stuck behind a van advertising granite countertops.
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
If we used igneous rock as currency we’d take everything for granite.
What would you call the sun if it was made of granite and heavy metals?
These headstones are not to be taken for granite
What? You don't like geology?
One word of wisdom my father gave me about trading countertops:
Never take quartz for granite.
Why did the limestone leave her husband?
When more & more people say “you’re my rock”....
You start feeling like gravel.
A man that we all take for granite
Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.
Just found out my childhood house had marble countertops.
This whole time I took them for granite.
Son, I love you, and I think you rock
But I promise I will never take you for Granite again
I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....
Why do people take rocks for granited?
I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.
I just realized my kitchen countertop is made out of marble.
I have been taking it for granite all these years.
Why wasn't the rock allowed into the party?
He wasn't "granite" permission.
My wife left me because we have a rocky relationship.
I guess I took her for granite.
Why did The Rock break up with his girlfriend?
Because she took him for granite.
So my friend got a job managing a branch for a granite company.
And whilst telling my father he dadjoked me pretty hard.
Me: Ya he is managing a granite branch or something.
Dad: Well then, I was not aware that granite grew on trees...
Needless to say i wasn't expecting it.
I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
Its hard as a rock being a dad.
Always taken for granite.
My wife insists that I go with her whenever she shops for igneous rock containing quartz and feldspar.
Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.
Why do mountains feel unappreciated?
People take them for granite.
Why did the stone mason break up with the con artist?
He was taken for granite.
This was at universals mythos and the food was amazing
My buddy just installed a new counter top
I just hope he doesn’t take it for granite
I feel bad for geologists,
People always take them for granite.
And I feel bad for tortillas too,
They always get a bad wrap.
Geologists are always so thankful
They take nothing for granite.