Concrete
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What does Sean Connery, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common
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︎ May 27 2021
They finally released the film on the use of clocks in concrete water barriers.
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︎ May 31 2021
I was mixing concrete with a friend one day
I said to him that we should put something in the mix that meant a lot to us.
He asked why so I said "it'll be cement-amental"
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︎ May 11 2021
What did one salmon say to the other salmon after it ran into a concrete wall?
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︎ May 10 2021
Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?
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︎ May 21 2021
Whatβs a more concrete term for butt crack?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I got a job as a concrete pourer a while back
It started off ok but just got harder, I suppose I just got set in my ways!
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︎ Mar 29 2021
When I pulled up to the hardware store I saw a guy running away with a wooden panel. I got out the car and as i got closer to the store i saw two more guys running away with concrete posts. I said to my wife...
..."ugh! People are so quick to take a fence these days"
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What do you do to pass time while stuck in concrete?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
No Concrete Answer Given.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Concrete in the vehicle
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︎ Oct 06 2019
I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
I found some concrete evidence.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Do you know why I named my drilling company Concrete Boring, Inc.?
Because it isnβt very interesting.
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︎ May 03 2020
Concrete evidence
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︎ Jun 05 2019
weβve got some concrete evidence
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︎ Feb 02 2019
At last I found some concrete IT support
https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png
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︎ Oct 07 2019
On a post about concrete coke
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Concrete
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Concrete evidence
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...
Apparently he's set for life!
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︎ Nov 24 2019
I just saw some guys laying concrete in front of an elementary school.
They were paving the way for our youth.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
My mom told really an awful joke about concrete:(
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Two fish are swimming. One runs into a concrete wall. He look at his friend and says
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Concrete evidence that kids are indeed stupid.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
Work for me lately has been mostly busting up concrete and hanging sheetrock
So I spend a lot of time jacking around or screwing off
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︎ Sep 17 2019
I fell on the concrete yesterday....
.....and my asphalt realy sore after
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︎ May 07 2019
Fill a bottle with concrete and then take the plastic off so you have a concrete bottle
Itβs pretty useless but at least itβs a concrete idea
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︎ Sep 11 2018
I created a company that produces concrete airplanes
Let's just say it didn't take off
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︎ Mar 13 2018
I called the council today because a family of ducks were trapped in wet concrete.
βCan someone come and fix the quacks in the sidewalkβ I said.
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︎ Mar 22 2018
How do escape a concrete room with no windows or doors, with nothing but a dresser and a mirror?
You look in the mirror and saw what you see, then saw the dresser in half.
Then you use the two halves of the dresser to make a whole, and jump through it to freedom.
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︎ Sep 05 2017
What'd the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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︎ Oct 27 2016
Two fish swam into a concrete wall
One turns to the other and says "DAM"
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What did the fish say when it hits the concrete wall?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
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︎ Aug 19 2018
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break...
This is probably because concrete floors are really hard...
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Two fish swim into a concrete wall...
One of them says: "Dam(n)"
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︎ Mar 01 2019
What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Two fish swam into a concrete wall
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︎ Nov 01 2018
If you don't have any concrete plans
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︎ Jun 17 2017
Two fish swim into a concrete wall...
The one turns to the other and
says, "Dam!"
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