People don’t approve when I run up to them on the street and try making a plaster cast of their faces.

At least that’s the impression that I get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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People get really upset when I run up to them in the street, and try to make plaster casts of their faces.

At least that’s the impression I get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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I made a bust of Hitler out of Plaster of Paris, but it's empty inside.

It's a hollow cast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Drugstores across the nation are reporting a shortage of plasters for cuts and grazes.

Manufacturers are determined to find a band-aid solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty085
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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My girlfriend said she might leave me because I didn't give her sufficient First-Aid assistance when she needed it.

Well, I wouldn't put it plaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What did the man say to his wall?

One more crack like that, and I'll plaster you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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So two guys, Mike and John, worked for a remodeling company.

One day, while working on new walls, Mike knocked over a bucket covering John with its contents. Later, when they return to the office, their boss pulls John aside and asks what happened to him, the conversation was as follows:

Boss- What the hell happened to you guys today?

John- Well, Mike kicked the bucket, then I got plastered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadboy98
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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My first attempt at sculpting was a bust.

Thought I'd plaster it all over the Internet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thereisonlyoneme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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What did the dad say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What did the man say after listening to his wall?

"One more crack like that, and I will plaster you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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A Punny Story

A director and a costume designer had a disagreement over a critical shot in the horror movie they were filming in their studio.

The director planned to use CGl for a brief but critical reveal-shot of the movie's monster. But the costume designer insisted they use an actual costume instead of CGl.

"CGl makes a movie look cheap these days," she proclaimed.

The two of them continued debating until they began arguing. The stage crew, actors on break, and other people around them began watching until both the costume designer and director were shouting over each other at the top of their lungs. Despite their efforts, nobody could calm them down.

Fearing the incident may lead to blows, one of cameramen called a studio security guard in urgent request. The guard arrived a minute later and made a beeline for the director and costume designer, who were being held back by multiple people on set.

"lt's my movie. l make the decisions!" the director hollered, hoarse and red in the eyes.

"The

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaronVA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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Renovation puns

so my mothers friend andy is helping her install a new TV, and this string of puns resulted:

ME: thanks for helping out around here, nice to have an ANDY-man

ANDY: oh that was a good one

BROTHER: i Don't know, i thought the delivery was kinda WOODEN

ME: wow, thanks for HAMMERING that home, pesonally i think i NAILED it, so SCREW you

BROTHER: will you just CONTRACT aids already (edgy ik)

ME: oh come on, i don't think you're being very CONSTRUCTIVE

BROTHER: i'm sorry, feeling a little PLASTERED right now.

Both of us: burst out laughing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QLMMaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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The art of being humerus

While walking through the art festival with the family, I was showing my kids how anything could be considered art when we came across plaster castings of animal head bones.

Without missing a beat, I pointed out: "I guess this would be called skulptures"

At least the artist laughed... when my youngest told me I wasn't funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerd_of_gods
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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Boyfriend dad joked me during home improvements

Bf and I were doing some re- plastering in the house yesterday. All the spatula work was really starting to hurt my wrist.

Me: "Damn, honey. My wrist really hurts from all this work."

Him: "Would you say you need some wrist training?"

Me: "Hmmmm...yeah I guess that would help..."

Him: "Then you need a wrist training order"

groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_homeschooler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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My Dad went out of the way for this one

One of my favorite activities is hiking, and my Dad absolutely detests hiking, so I thought it was a little odd when he asked me if I wanted to go hiking. I said yes, and we did. Then a few days later he asked me to go hiking again. It took about six trips in total for me to answer with "Count me in!" Then, with the biggest smirk in the world plastered on his face he proudly said "One."

He went hiking with my six times in the hopes that eventually I would say count me in, and he could use that joke. Bravo, Dad. Bravo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nocchi575
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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Why did the roofing students miss their final exam?

They were too plastered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartacats
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2016
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Parents came over today

Bought a new house with plaster walls, mentioned I needed a stud finder to hang pictures.

Parents come over today to see grandchild and my mom looks at my dad and asks did you bring the stud finder?

My dad immediately responds "Why would I need too, I'm here aren't I?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkendvoid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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