Low effort paint pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManuPanu132
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Challenge: Absorption/Dye/Paint Puns

I'm doing a poster on Electron Absorption Spectroscopy, where we measure the absorption of 4 Dyes, and I need a title. My old title was "Dye Another Day" but I decided to make the poster paint themed as opposed to James Bond themed and if possible I'd like a title that reflects that. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoveDeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today

All of the crew are marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-am-Just-Sam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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How did the cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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My wife started making art by putting paint on her wheels and driving them all over the canvas.

not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I got hired to paint someone’s home.

I charged for the labor but not the paint. The homeowner said, β€œwhy didn’t you charge for the paint?” I said, β€œdon’t worry about the paint. It’s on the house.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saydizzle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.

I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sully1227
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannnOfHammm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My wife told me she got some paint in her eye

I said damn, did it make you color blind?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phunky_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I went to the paint store to get thinner.

It didn't work.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.

I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didn’t work well. The preacher told him:

Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Paint me like one of your French ghouls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/titzmcgeee_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.

It's been reported he could have done with another coat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise

He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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A new hot single by "The Paint Rollers"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathyDre
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Have a joke about paint drying

But it is a bit boring and takes too long to tell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.

The survivors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBelpit68
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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How do Zoomers paint?

They DAB!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Okieboy2008
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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A painter forgets to paint the trim a different color.

The home owner comes out and says β€œThat’s all white.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Did you know Michelangelo didn’t paint a single painting?

He painted loads of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoswede
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.

I asked about it once and he said β€œI like to bill them later.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yumi_arizona
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.

That was out of the blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I am going to open a paint studio with the Grim Reaper.

I am going to call it Brush With Death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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How did the cheesemonger paint his boat?

He double Gloucester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigrex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Proudly made on Paint!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyouHarisen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitalily
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shigglezandgitz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Dont hate me its cakeday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaharry23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What's blue and tastes like red paint?

blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PicklePopular
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What’s red and smells like green paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rf152
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I went to the paint store to get thinner

It didn't help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brady01234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What's red and smells like blue paint??

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daymondotcom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What's green and smells like red paint?

Green paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kascuzzle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What is blue and smells like red paint

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoggenstein123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What’s blue and smells like red paint

Blue paint 🎨

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I went to the paint store to get thinner

It didn't work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vivid_379
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chacmaa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synysterslim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I went to the paint store to get thinner

It didn’t work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Randumb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalacticDestroyr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinferbrains
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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