Color Pun Riddles

Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?

A: Call the plumber.


Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?

A: Go to the fuchsia box.


Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?

A: Make them do limeout.


Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.


(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
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My doctor just told me that i was color blind

that came completely out of the orange

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πŸ‘€︎ u/who_8_my_pasta_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What's a lion's favorite color?

ROARange

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydluv21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What is a cats favorite color?

Purrple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zosymandias
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Did you hear about the color bomb?

Yeah it blue up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purrrrrrrrrrrrple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why was the color green always single?

It was always so jaded.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.

My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What color is the wind??

Blew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ab1113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What color is a burp?

Burple.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What’s it called when a chameleon cannot change colors anymore?

Reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How does a color laugh?

Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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A cats favorite color is...

Yellow, because they certainly seem to color the furniture in it a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I could have sworn that my skin had changed color

But it was just a pigment of my imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinhat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.

They are the only colors I see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What color is your Afghan?

My Afghanistan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A painter forgets to paint the trim a different color.

The home owner comes out and says β€œThat’s all white.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.

That was out of the blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My least favorite color is purple

I hate it more than blue and red combined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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America: color

England: colour

America:humor England:humour

America: flavor England: flavour

England: what are you doing? America: I’m just getting rid of u

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What color is an old platypus?

Perrywrinkle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What is blue in color and not much heavy?

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_clickhere_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What does the color blue do when it's done using the computer?

It'll cyan out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What's the color of the wind?

Blew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el-duce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Last night, I had a dream that I had discovered a new color.

But it just turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What is a doctor's favorite color?

#CLEAR!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite color?

Eggwhite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What's Cardi B's favorite color?

OCHRE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jemminger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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How does Bono spell Color..?

..With Or Without u.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I’ve decided to put an end to color-based segregation in my household...

...however my wife disagrees, and is no longer letting me use the washing machine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle4523
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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How do you color a cactus?

With a Sharpie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gngwarlord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I've just been diagnosed as color blind

It really came out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.

Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeusJZ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I just found out that I'm color blind.

The news came completely out of the green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What color are military submarines?

Deep navy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keyseymoney
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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The guy who colors the cloth quit my uncle's factory without warning.

My uncle's in dyer need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Colors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sillusober
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oakenshield-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil-_-nuggs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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