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︎ Aug 26 2020
More (mediocre) OC in honor of a woman who lived a bright and colorful life. We will miss you, RBG.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini
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︎ May 23 2020
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Thatβs some colorful shit right there
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︎ Sep 14 2018
i wonder what's in the box... maybe sum colorful eminems? π€
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︎ Nov 22 2018
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues
Shamelessly stolen from @techconnectify on Twitter and YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy0tKL1T7wFoYcxCe0xjN6Q)
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︎ Jul 12 2019
What do you call a colorful dad?
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︎ Apr 12 2019
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
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︎ Aug 05 2014
What do you call someone with a very colorful personality?
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︎ Jul 07 2017
Why are old timey political posters so colorful?
Because the artists want you to have a proper gander.
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︎ Nov 12 2017
What do you call a colorful Jewish candle?
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︎ Dec 07 2016
Color Pun Riddles
Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
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︎ Mar 23 2018
I need help with a pun for "maroon"
My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired
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︎ May 08 2019
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What do you call a chameleon that canβt change colors?
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︎ May 09 2021
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
--joke taken from my dad joke calendar--
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︎ May 21 2021
I ate some food coloring the other day and didnβt feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
What color is the wind?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Thought of this while I was teaching my little brother about the wonderful world of colors
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Why is it spelled "Color" in the US but "Colour" in Britain?
Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".
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︎ May 03 2021
I donβt really have a favorite color
But purple is a pretty cool color
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︎ May 23 2021
Turquoise is officially the best color
It was cyantifically proven
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...the hat was also a red herring.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What is wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?
He has reptile dysfunction.
I'll see myself out...
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︎ May 14 2021
What's a cat's favorite color?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What is an Italian's favorite color?
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︎ May 13 2021
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Do black and white count as colors?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I had a dream that I invented a new color
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Wife: ...
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Whatβs long, surprisingly bigger then expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I red a joke about colors once.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
I don't trust artists
They're always so sketchy
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︎ Jun 02 2021
My doctor just told me that i was color blind
that came completely out of the orange
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What did the people say about the guy who invented the RGB light bulb?
He has a very colorful personality
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Did you hear that all cats have the same favorite color?
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I red a book about colors...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What color is your Afghan?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What was Mosesβ favorite color?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Can anyone advise me what colour my hair is?
I find itβs a bit of a grey area.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What do zombies use to color their hair?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.
If you donβt believe me, just go check some toadstool.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Did you hear about the color bomb?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What's a lion's favorite color?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why are camels sand colored?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
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︎ Jan 14 2021
A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What color is the wind?
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︎ May 02 2021
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says Iβm fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What color is the wind??
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What's a happy cat's favorite color?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What's the color of the wind?
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