Which name for a man is the most colourful?
Did you hear about the guy who makes comics out of tiny colourful plastic discs?
He is a sequintial artist.
Some colourful language right here
Man looks everywhere for his colourful tie when his wife tells him "I'm afraid you can't wear it anymore". "Why?"
I didn't know test tubes were this colourful.
Now he has a colourful personality!
what do you call a ship shaped like a colourful llama
They killed the colourful whale on porpoise!
What do you call a colourful Jew?
I'm in the business of colourful enemas
It's a real paint in the ass.
Help needed for a colour pun
I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Why is it spelled "Color" in the US but "Colour" in Britain?
Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".
According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Just finished watching a film about a serial killer who dresses up in brightly coloured sweaters....
It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
I've just bought my wife a new coat, that's all the colours of the Spectrum.
Black, with grey rubber buttons.
My least favourite colour is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
What's a cat's favourite colour?
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
Just some jokes about colours
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
What’s green and smells like red paint?
Whats red and bad for your teeth
I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,
- I tell you, that came right out of the purple.
Colours making a phone call...
Green green, green green....Yellow!
What colour is the wind
What’s grey and can’t fly
In the store I saw some brightly coloured greeting cards that said, "I will always love only you "
They sold them in packs of 12.
What’s an angry dads favourite colour?
YELLow
yeah this is a shitty joke sorry
You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...
Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?
Quarantine has allowed me to finish 3 books.
It may not sound like much, but thats a lot of colouring.
A brand new type of tea!
There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.
It's called hue-midi-tea.
A very patriotic friend who I thought loved everything American just told me he preferred Eurpoean spellings
He's finally shown me his true colours.
Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?
My older son came around my house the other day
Sat in the garden, I told him I painted inside.
He said, 'What room, what colour?'
'Maroom'
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
"I was teaching my son colours while I drove him to school."
"Primary?"
"No, he's in college."
What colour is a bear's socks?
They don't wear socks.
They have bear feet.
What is the colour of wind?
I bought a chameleon and it wouldn't change colour....
The vet said it had a reptile dysfunction.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.
“Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”
Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.
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